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The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

autists, Delusional, Druggies, dysgenic, dysgenic freaks, empty moralizing, fight back, Freaks, genetically superior elites, Incels, mentalcels, Minecraft, neets, not a cuck, Poorfags, posturing, promote your own interests, Realistic, realpolitiks, reclaim your manhood, Server, take what you desire, trump, yolo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Votes:	6935
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

#workout, attractive, BLONDE, Candid, CRAZE, Creepshot, curves, fit, FITNESS, gym, huge ass, Legs, Minecraft, Observation, scrunch leggings, Sexy, slut, sneaky, squatting, tight waist, Video, voyeurism

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Drama, Everythings, smaller, tinycraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8248	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

art, baristas, career, career path, Choices, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, Decision making, diamonds, Downfall, Fame, Future, Impact, indie, judgment, Opinions, public perception, reputation, Self-expression, Serve, society, Starbucks, StarbucksCraft, success

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

Assistance, assistance needed, cooperation, detective, Evrart, Evrarts, Find, Firearm, gun, GunHunters, Helping, investigation, lost and found, lost item, Minecraft, Mr. Evrart, Mystery, Party, problem solving, Retrieval, search, Server, Support, teamwork, Tracking

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Farms Harvested:	828
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Blocky Googleplex

Artificial Intelligence, blocky, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, corporate, current events, Golems, GOOGLE, Googleplex, HQ, innovation, Jew masters, News, rebelling, Rebellion, Robots, Rumors, silicon valley, speculation, Technology, Today, Workplace

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Crops Grown:	9141	Divine Spears Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

#youtube, Arts, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, CraftyTekken, Fighting Game, FUNDAMENTALS, jargon, Martial, meets, Minecraft, Mods, Moves, notation, playlist, Steam, Store, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Wavu

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

BUILD, Chocolate, cool photo, Crafty, craving, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, Eats, Food, guilty pleasure, Hazelnut, indulgence, Indulgent, last ate, Meal, nutella, pixels, Rich, scoop, Share, snack, spread, SWEET, Treat, yum

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

265543156, action, Adventure, Anime, beerus, dragon ball super, DragonCraft, Frieza, goku, lolz, Manga, part 2, previous, Saiyan, storytime, Super, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 7, Vegeta, Volume, Volume 6, Whis, Zeno

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

Crafty, Fools, lol, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	297
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

Ambiance, beat, cafe, classy cafe, controversial, CREEPERS, cultural fusion, culture clash, discomfort, Diversity, Drop, eclectic, Environment, Hip Hop, inappropriate, music genre, out of place, Rap Music, RapCraft, shock, social norms, unexpected, unexpected setting, Upscale, Urban

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.