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CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	New Chunks Explored:	905310
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

doommc.com

Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Crafty Creepers

Crafty, CREEPERS, Decline, excessive DLC, focus on profit over player experience, gaming industry, homogenization, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of player choice, microtransactions, outdated graphics, overemphasis on graphics, poor storytelling, Quality, repetitive gameplay, rushed development, toxic communities, unoriginal ideas, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2631

Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘crts are cool’ and creepers are cooler!

90s, cathode ray tube, classic, computer monitors, computer screens, Cool, cooler, Crafty, CREEPERS, crt monitors, crts, Display, display technology, electronics, Gaming, McCraftface, Monitors, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, Technology, video games, vintage, visual display

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	7807
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Star Shards Collected:	111	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them unlimited diamonds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses. Yeah, they’re that cool. So come join us and see for yourself why crts are cool – whatever that means!

Hair Wars: Date or Hate?

attractiveness, beauty standards, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, cultural norms, DATING, Grooming, hair, Insecurities, partner, personal care, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, social expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Towns Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of competing with your date’s luscious locks? Leave those hair envy issues behind and join our Minecraft server where everyone is bald! That’s right, no more worrying about whose hair looks better because we’re all rocking that shiny cue ball look. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft is single and ready to mingle. Who needs hair when you’ve got diamonds, am I right? Join us and let your inner bald beauty shine!

The Cows Nest

admins, Adventure, Biomes, building, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, friendship, Gaming, Inclusivity, landscapes, Marketplaces, MCMMO, Moderators, Quests, Support, Survival, Tournaments, Treasures, Vanilla, worlds

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	2737
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	8009	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to The Cows’ Nest – a vibrant and welcoming community where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to experience the ultimate gaming adventure!

Dive into our brand new server, where the spirit of camaraderie and fun thrives in every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned gamer or just starting your journey, there’s a place for you among our friendly herd.

Explore Our Lush Pastures: Embark on epic quests, discover hidden treasures, and traverse sprawling landscapes teeming with excitement. With a diverse range of biomes and worlds to explore, there’s always a new adventure waiting just around the corner.

Build Your Dream Homestead: Unleash your creativity and design the homestead of your dreams amidst our picturesque landscapes. Whether you’re constructing towering castles, cozy cottages, or bustling marketplaces, the possibilities are endless.

Join Exciting Community Events: From festive celebrations to thrilling tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on The Cows’ Nest. Join in the fun and forge unforgettable memories with fellow players in our lively community events.

Forge Lasting Friendships: Connect with like-minded gamers from around the globe and forge lasting friendships that transcend virtual boundaries. Whether you’re teaming up for epic quests or simply enjoying casual banter, our community is built on mutual respect, inclusivity, and camaraderie.

Experience Dedicated Staff Support: Our team of experienced admins and moderators are dedicated to ensuring a safe, enjoyable, and fair gaming environment for all. Have questions, concerns, or need assistance? Don’t hesitate to reach out – we’re here to help!

Join us at The Cows’ Nest and embark on an unforgettable gaming journey filled with adventure, camaraderie, and endless possibilities. Your next great adventure awaits – come join the herd today!

play.thecowsnest.com

DarkNovaNetwork

Adventures, Challenges, Community, DarkNovaNetwork, DarkNovaTeam, Empire, Events, Friends, grand opening, Minecraft, Prison, Prison world, PvP battles, Resources, Server, Skyblock, Unforgettable adventure, wealth, Welcome pack

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ores Mined:	3421
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Love Letters Sent:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Grand opening! New Minecraft Server! It is with great pleasure that we announce the opening of our brand new Minecraft server! Get ready for an epic experience that will take you into a world of unprecedented adventures! Opening Date: April 25, 2024 IP Address: mc.darknova.it Server Features: Explore the Prison world Face incredible challenges and fight! Accumulate wealth and build your empire! Participate in epic events and breathtaking PvP battles! Join a welcoming and collaborative community! To celebrate the opening, all players who join on launch day will receive an exclusive welcome pack! Invite your friends, prepare your resources and prepare for an unforgettable adventure on DarkNova Network We can’t wait to welcome you to our world! #DarkNovaNetwork #DarkNovaTeam

mc.darknova.it

Stormy – Minecraft server for playing with friends

banner, BUILD, Cities, develop, Economy, Friends, image, improve, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, multiplayer, no privates, no signature, Playing, Server, Stormy, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Survival. No privates, no signature. Build cities, improve the economy, develop, make friends. Everything for you 🙂

stormy.cc