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Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8244
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to breakdance like a pro too. Plus, our pigs can fly. No, seriously. They sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You’ll be dancing to the beat of their funky tunes until the sun comes up. And don’t even get me started on our pet wolves. They have a secret talent for singing opera. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet that legendary breakdancing chicken.

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

BlockyBrits, Covid-19, Do Not Travel, international travel, pandemic, Tables Turned, travel advisory, travel bans, Travel Bans UK, Travel Guidelines, travel news, travel regulations, travel restrictions, Travel Restrictions UK, travel safety, Travel Updates, uk, UK Travel Advisory, UK Travel Bans, UK Travel Restrictions, United Kingdom, Zone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	229	Love Letters Sent:	2
Magic Items Found:	6276	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

Biodiversity loss, climate change, conservation efforts, Coral Reefs, Devastating, ecological devastation, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, global impact, largest ever recorded, marine life, marine species, marine sponges, mass bleaching, natural disaster, New Zealand coastline, ocean conservation, over 50% killed, SpongepocalypseNZ, underwater habitats

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	210
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	65
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8829	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!