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CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Votes:	1589	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!