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AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2700	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	1280	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4726
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crops Grown:	4510
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	9130	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty