take my kids Minecraft Servers

take my kids Minecraft Servers

  • DisneyKidzGoneWild

    DisneyKidzGoneWild
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3381
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Animals Bred: 156 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a virtual family – a husband, wife, and two kids. But here’s the catch – the husband is a total control freak when it comes to money! He won’t let anyone pay for anything, not even if they’re loaded with diamonds.

    But don’t worry, the real fun begins when it’s time for little Grady’s birthday party. You invite all his friends from school, but no one shows up except for one girl and her generous parents. They offer to take the whole family to Disney World – for free! Can you imagine the husband’s reaction when he finds out? Let’s just say, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.

    So come join our server for a crazy, unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and wondering what will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about family dynamics and the importance of letting go of control. See you there!

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  • Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

    Blocky Politics Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1954
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool changes colors based on its mood (spoiler alert: it’s always fabulous).

    So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FunCraft Minecraft Server

    FunCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 205
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 303930 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling zombie chickens, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?). Our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server is blown up by TNT (don’t worry, we’ll rebuild it afterwards) and “Llama Llama Drama” where players compete in llama races while wearing ridiculous costumes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a night of fun and chaos that you’ll never forget! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s have fun tonight, engfrens!

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  • FoolishCraft Minecraft Server

    FoolishCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5272
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 118
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to try base jumping off the tallest mountain in Minecraft, only to realize you have no parachute and end up splatting on the ground like a pancake? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special base jumping event where you can leap off the highest cliffs with a chicken strapped to your back for a soft landing! It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush, guaranteed to leave you clucking with excitement!

    But that’s not all! Ever dreamt of taming a dragon and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can do just that! Just make sure to bring plenty of fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water in case things get a little too hot to handle.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ – he tends to drop the beat a little too hard sometimes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ReconnectCraft

    ReconnectCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1177
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you can reconnect with all your long-lost Minecraft buddies and build epic structures together! Remember that one time you got lost in a cave and your friend saved you from a horde of creepers? Well, imagine that happening every day on our server – except this time, your friend is riding a llama and wearing a pumpkin on their head for extra protection. Join us now and relive the glory days of Minecraft with your pals!

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  • CraftyHomelessPrince

    CraftyHomelessPrince
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4173
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Crops Grown: 4563
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213 Dimension Hops: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like Prince William thinking he can end homelessness, we be thinkin we can end creepers blowin up yo crib! join dis server and help us eradicate all dem pesky creepers, we be buildin a utopia where no block be left unmined and no player be left unpranked. come join us and be part of da epic quest to make Minecraft great again! #EndCreeperHomelessness #PrinceWilliamWho?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LithiumLand: PFAS-Free Zone

    LithiumLand: PFAS-Free Zone
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3386
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7405 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Enchantments Applied: 281
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da “forever chemicals” and live in a world where u can build ur own lil paradise without worryin bout no toxic stuff! our server is so safe, even da creepers are scared to come near it! u can mine for diamonds, fight off zombies, and even ride on dragons (ok maybe not dat last part but it’s still pretty cool)! come join us and leave all dem “forever chemicals” behind, cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat!

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  • YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

    YeehawCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3360
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Towns Built: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 910752 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yeehaw, partner! Welcome to the Wild Wild West of our Minecraft server! Saddle up your horses and get ready for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little tale.

    Legend has it that our server is home to the most fabulous cowboys in all the land. They strut around in their sparkly chaps and bedazzled hats, declaring to all who will listen, “Howdy, nice to meet you. I’m gay!” Yeehaw, talk about a wild west showdown!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Pony Gang. These bandits ride through the desert on their glitter-covered ponies, robbing unsuspecting players of their diamonds and leaving a trail of rainbow-colored destruction in their wake. It’s like a unicorn stampede, but with more sass!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a rodeo clown on a pogo stick, then mosey on over to our server, partner. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the saloon door. Yeehaw!

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  • Bitcoin4Blocks Minecraft Server

    Bitcoin4Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 6045
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dimension Hops: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness the epic battle between Trump and a horde of angry Bitcoin miners trying to assassinate him. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special power-up that turns your pickaxe into a magical wand that can summon diamond blocks out of thin air. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join our server today!

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  • CraftyTriviaHub

    CraftyTriviaHub
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6924
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 New Chunks Explored: 23766
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where random fun facts are not only encouraged but celebrated! Join us and impress your friends with fascinating trivia about China and beyond.

    Need a break from the stress of real life like the husband in the story? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where fun facts reign supreme. Who needs preparation for a trip to China when you can just drop some knowledge bombs instead?

    On our server, we believe that intelligence is not defined by traditional standards. Embrace your inner trivia master and show off your random fact skills to your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who appreciate your unique talents.

    So why waste time arguing about fun facts when you can join us and have a blast sharing them with like-minded individuals? Don’t let anyone bring you down for being yourself – on our server, you’re always welcome with open arms (and minds full of fun facts).

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  • WanderlustCraft Minecraft Server

    WanderlustCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1042
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Towns Built: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a trip around the world without ever leaving your computer screen!

    Join us and prepare to be amazed as you discover hidden treasures in our virtual world that will make you question reality itself. From secret underground cities to floating islands made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to defeat evil mobs and uncover the mysteries of the universe. Who knew pigs could be so wise?

    So, if you’re ready for a mind-blowing adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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