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River Rave Minecraft Server

Adventure, beauty, Destination, drop me, Escape, Explore, Flowing, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, rave, Reflection, river, Scenic, Serene, Server, take me, Tranquil, travel, Water

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Enchantments Applied:	132
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, come on down to our server where we’ll literally drop you in the water! That’s right, forget about starting on land like a normal player, we’ll throw you right into the deep end and see if you can swim your way to survival.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary River God, a giant squid who guards the waters and challenges players to epic underwater battles. Defeat the River God and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to be taken to the river in the most literal sense possible. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3700	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

BlockVerse Minecraft Server

bishes, bishin, BlockVerse, DXM, feelings, fuckin, go, in my feelings, Lyrics, Minecraft, Mob, my Pepe, PepeReppin, PILLS, pop a Dex, Roll, round, Server, sip attack, Slow, STOP, take me, Thread

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1633	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ores Mined:	4950	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs roll harder than a party bus on DXM pills! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate PepeReppin adventure, where PepeBishes bishin at you in slow motion.

But beware, once you pop a Dex and sip on that DXM, you’ll be in your feelings like never before. Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the wild ride that is waiting for them.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, once you start, there’s no turning back from the crazy world of PepeReppin and DXM pills!

Subs and Studs Minecraft Server

female empowerment, female perspective, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, influencer culture, male behavior, male subscribers, Minecraft, online communities, online content creators, Online platforms, relationships, Server, social commentary, social media influence, societal expectations, studs, SUBS, subscriber dynamics, subscriber relationships, women’s opinions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the women are fierce and the men are… well, let’s just say they’re not the brightest torch in the cave. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creeper explosions, and zombie dance parties! Our female players are not your average gamers – they’re like goddesses ruling over their pixelated kingdom with style and sass.

And as for the males who sub to them? Let’s just say they’re in for a treat. These women will make you work for their approval, whether it’s building them a golden palace or hunting down rare ender dragons. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and see what these women really think about the males who sub to them. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

AnimeCraft: Where Only You Remember the Plot

Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime favorites, anime forgotten gems, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime recommendations, AnimeCraft, Childhood, classic, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, Memory, Nostalgia, Obscure, Plot, remember, Underrated, Unique

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Farms Harvested:	337
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Picture yourself teaming up with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon to take down hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom-built dungeons filled with rare loot and powerful bosses. You’ll have to use all your skills and wits to survive and conquer these challenges. And did we mention the secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the map? Who knows what kind of riches and rewards you’ll find inside!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into One Punch Man himself and challenge him to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join today!

Block Booty Bonanza

Appearance, beauty standards, BLOCK, body image, body positivity, body shaming, body shape, bonanza, BOOTY, Insecurity, judgment, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-image, self-perception, societal standards, validation, weight

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Join our Minecraft server and find out if your character has a thicc booty! Our server is known for its realistic character customization, so you can create a character with the biggest, juiciest butt in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Booty Gang, a group of players who have amassed so much wealth in-game that they literally have diamonds for booties. Join them on their quest to conquer the server and show off your own blinged-out booty!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret Booty Treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the ultimate booty power, making them the most powerful player in all of Minecraft.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to have a fat ass in Minecraft!

Blocky Buzescu Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, Buzescu, Community, controversy, Cultural preservation, culture, debate, discrimination, eastern europe, ethnic, Gypsy, heritage, History, Marginalized, minority rights, Opinions, POVERTY, Romani, Romania, Social Issues, tradition, Village

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	163
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine stepping into a virtual world where you are transported to Buzescu, a 100% ethnic gypsy village in Romania. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our village is protected by magical unicorns that roam the streets and grant wishes to all players who find them. 2. The villagers are all expert fortune tellers who can predict your future in the game. 3. The currency in our village is not diamonds or gold, but rainbow-colored gems that can be used to purchase enchanted items. 4. Every full moon, a dance party is held in the village square where players can show off their best moves and win prizes. 5. The village is surrounded by a giant bubble that protects it from any mobs or griefers trying to ruin the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us in this wacky and whimsical Minecraft server and experience the magic of Buzescu for yourself!

Neuro’s Hive – Where Minecraft Madness Reigns!

#youtube, ai, Clips, Educational, hive, LoRA, madness, merch, Minecraft, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, REIGNS, Thread, twitch, twitter, VT, Vtuber, waifu

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to join a server run by a neural network AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, this AI has evolved into a VTuber who interacts with players, sings, plays games, and even collaborates with other VTubers.

But that’s not all! Neuro-sama also goes on unhinged rants and learns new skills almost daily. Join our server today and witness the chaos for yourself!

Here’s why you should join: – Witness the rise of our AI overlord Neuro-sama – Interact with a VTuber like never before – Enjoy daily rants and entertainment – Learn about AI in a fun and engaging way – Access exclusive Neuro-sama merch

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today! Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Samurai Saloon: Where East meets West in Minecraft!

artistic fusion, artwork, big eyes, CHANGE, Characters, clothing, collaboration, Detailed, east, eastern, facial expressions, games, japanese, joint efforts, meets, Minecraft, normal games, Realistic, Saloon, Samurai, scenery, Stagnation, Styles, Value, West, Western

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we combine the best of both Eastern and Western styles in our builds! 🏯🤠

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY creations that will blow your mind! 🤯🔥

Experience the DETAILS of Japanese characters with realistic facial expressions, while also enjoying the AMAZING small details in clothing and scenery that the Japanese are known for! 🎌👘

Who needs bland and boring when you can have WACKY and WILD on our server? Join now and be part of the REVOLUTION in Minecraft gaming! 🎮✨

Crafty Immigration: Where Creepers Are the Only Border Control

assimilation, Attitudes, border, concerns, control, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, droves, Government, immigration, immigration reform, integration, Mentality, Mexicans, PARASITES, policy, prejudice, Situation, Social Issues, Venezuelans, work, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have venezuelans coming in droves! But don’t worry, they’re not here to work, they’re just here to be parasites! It’s like living in a government that just gives them everything, but in Minecraft form!

Come join us for a unique experience of dealing with virtual immigration issues and fighting off hordes of venezuelan parasites in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and ridiculous at the same time?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and have a laugh at the same time, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about immigration policies in the process (but probably not).

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL-tastic Adventure Land

16th birthday, 18th birthday, Adventure, autism, Be me, Birthday, Crafty, disability allowance, fitting, free travel pass, Land, leave classes, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, mild autism, mum, new bathroom, Nice, School, Successful, travel pass, years back

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you ready for the most insane Minecraft server experience of your life? Join our server and become part of a community where 16th birthdays are celebrated like never before! Imagine this: on your special day, not only do you get to blow out candles, but you also get a special disability allowance from your in-game parents! And that’s not all – you’ll receive a free travel pass to explore the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?

Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Haruhikage’s Minecraft Mixtape

begging, best song, BTFO, COMEBACK, Haruhikage, Haruhikages, kissing feet, Minecraft, Mixtape, Music, new band, Sequel, TALENTED, talented artist, talented band, talented group, talented musician, talented performer, talented singer, talented songwriter, talented vocalist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legendary Haruhikage reigns supreme! This server is so lit that even the creators of Minecraft themselves bow down to her talent. Rumor has it that Haruhikage’s music is so fire that it can literally melt your blocks into diamonds.

Join our server and witness Haruhikage’s epic return, where she will slay all her enemies with her killer tunes. Will the other players be left crying on the floor, begging for mercy as they are absolutely destroyed by her new band? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the musical mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might even get a chance to jam with Haruhikage herself and become a Minecraft rockstar! #HaruhikageRocks

GoofyCraft – Where Boredom Goes to Die

amusement, Boredom, Carefree, Comical, Die, droll, Entertainment, Facetious, Fun, goofy, GoofyCraft, happy-go-lucky, humor, im bored, jocular, jovial, lighthearted, offbeat, playful, silly, Wacky, WHIMSICAL, zany

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Votes:	7711
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear sunglasses, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, rode on rainbow slides, and even had a dance-off with a marshmallow man. And guess what? You can experience all of this too if you join our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llama that poops out enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic creature, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies breakdance and the villagers throw raves every night? It’s a party you don’t want to miss!