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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6974 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
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Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco where creepers are busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for belly rubs.
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