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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3120 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Ores Mined: | 6052 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Want to mine for diamonds? Well, on our server, the diamonds mine themselves and jump into your inventory!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even a few friendly zombies.
So why waste your time on those “noo good” servers when you can join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you in the game!