Takane Lui Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yagoo-sama, I regret!!!!!! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	9872
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for insane shenanigans, wild adventures, and non-stop entertainment.

Imagine a world where even the lowest tier players are treated like royalty, where views and clout are everything. Our SMP is like the hololive of Minecraft, where you can become a virtual superstar and leave all the recent graduations behind.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the Minecraft world!

HoloX Minecraft SMP – Virtual Vibe Crew

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	168	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to become the rightful rulers of Eden, where the only rule is to have a good time and cause mayhem wherever you go.

Our members are a wild bunch, from La+ Darknesss who builds the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, to Takane Lui who is known for her epic pranks that will leave you in stitches. Hakui Koyori is the master of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, while Sakamata Chloe is the resident expert in all things cute and cuddly. And let’s not forget about Kazama Iroha, who is rumored to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle.

But that’s not all! Our members also have YouTube channels, Twitch streams, Twitter accounts, and even release original songs and covers. It’s a whirlwind of creativity and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Eden!

CraftyBootyCleanse

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	171
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Animals Bred:	129	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar high? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle in an epic showdown for the ages. But beware, these characters aren’t your average Minecraft mobs – they’ve got skills that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game.

And if that’s not enough, our server is so generous, we’re practically giving away Silvershower Heartstrings bows and Splendor of Tranquil Waters swords like they’re candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.” And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how awesome you’ve become).

18 Inch Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as seeing someone take 18 inches of black dick! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even some unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored! So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Just remember to watch out for those creepers – they’re nothing compared to what you might stumble upon in our world!

DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4528	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.

Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.

Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!

PixelFlicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?

ComfortCraftMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	78	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Do you ever just crave a pixelated feast while mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic food selection you’ve ever seen! From block-shaped burgers to creeper cupcakes, we’ve got it all! Join us for a gastronomic adventure like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. Will you dare to challenge his porky power?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game? Jump off the tallest tower in the land and see if you can land on a tiny block of water below. It’s the ultimate test of bravery and coordination!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most delicious, and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts and epic battles instead? Join us now and let the fun begin!