Join our server and leave your worries behind, because here, white men are not allowed! That’s right, we’re all about diversity and inclusion, so if you’re not a white dude, this is the place for you.
But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret mission to train the best fighter pilots in the world…in Minecraft. That’s right, our server is where China comes to recruit the best of the best to train their pilots. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
So if you’re ready to join a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you know about Minecraft, then come on down to our server. Just be prepared to leave your white dude status at the door, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.
Join us and witness Chinese criminals conducting drills to invade our server, only to be met with epic battles and insane PvP action. Our server is so intense, even US lawmakers are talking about it!
Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the most happening Minecraft server in the world. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement right here in our virtual world? Let’s goooooo!
Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?
With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!
But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!
But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!
Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).
We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.
So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!
imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.
plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.
so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!
rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.
our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.
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But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!
