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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss! -
CraftyTaiwanLand
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! -
CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!
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CraftyHongKongers
lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first! -
Minecraft SMP – /psg/ – Project SEKAI General
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our 4th Anniversary edition of Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku Minecraft SMP!Experience the thrill of rhythm gaming while building your own virtual Vocaloid world. Collaborate with the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton and a cast of original characters to create the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Put Your Heart Into It! Dream Stage,” will boost your Pure attributes and give you the chance to recruit members like Shiho, Airi, Toya, Nene, and Ena. And don’t miss out on our insane gachas, including Talent Blooms and Bloom Fes with limited edition characters like Rui and Rin.
Join now and dive into translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, Wonderlands × Showtime, and Nightcord de. Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same once you step into the colorful world of Project SEKAI! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
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TaiwanCraft75: Xi’s Reunification!
cross-strait tensions, Chinese sovereignty, Chinese nationalism, Taiwan independence, chinese communist partylol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is as epic as xi’s vow to reunify china and taiwan? well now u can, cuz our server is lit af. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of xi himself riding a dragon made out of diamonds.join us on the eve of communist china’s 75th birthday and be part of the most epic celebration ever. we’ll have fireworks, parades, and even a reenactment of xi’s historic speech where he declared his intention to bring taiwan back into the fold.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be part of history in the making. xi would want u to.
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TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world! -
CraftyTaiwan Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have ‘multiple waves’ of fun and excitement just like the missile firings in inland china! build your own taiwan-inspired base and defend it against crazy attacks from inland china players. who will win the battle for supremacy? join now to find out! also, we have free virtual bubble tea for all new players because why not? let’s get this party started, woohoo! -
TaiwanCraft: $570M Security Package
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more security assistance than the U.S. sending to Taiwan! we got $570 million worth of protection, making china super jelly! come build your own fortress and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our loot. join now and be part of the biggest showdown in minecraft history!