come join our epic minecraft server where taiwanese warriors are ready to fight against the evil forces of china who are trying to take over the land! our ambassador, who is also a minecraft pro, will guide you through epic battles and quests to defend our beloved server. if you’re looking for a wild and crazy adventure, join us now and help us protect our virtual world from the tyranny of china! let’s show them who’s boss in this epic virtual showdown!
TaiwanCraft: Ready to Fight!
TaiwanCraft75: Xi’s Reunification!
lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is as epic as xi’s vow to reunify china and taiwan? well now u can, cuz our server is lit af. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of xi himself riding a dragon made out of diamonds.join us on the eve of communist china’s 75th birthday and be part of the most epic celebration ever. we’ll have fireworks, parades, and even a reenactment of xi’s historic speech where he declared his intention to bring taiwan back into the fold.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be part of history in the making. xi would want u to.
TaiwanUNlocked
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier laws than the Dutch House of Representatives passing resolutions ðĪŠ we don’t let China boss us around like they try to do with Taiwan, we stand up for what’s right and let Taiwan have their own representation in the UN ððour server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos ðĒ you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a herd of llamas will invade your base or a giant chicken will start a dance party in the town square ðð
we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall ð§ðĨ and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps ðąð°
so come join us on this wacky adventure and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play minecraft ðĪŠðŪ you won’t regret it, unless you’re afraid of llamas or giant chickens, then maybe stay away ððĶð
SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive
come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen!TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore
OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.
so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.
TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE CHINA WILL SEIZE UR FISHING BOAT NEAR CHINESE COAST ðððTAIWAN IS SHAKING RN ðĪĢðĪĢ
BUT FOR REAL, JOIN THIS SERVER AND WE’LL PROTECT U FROM CHINA’S FISHY BUSINESS ðð
WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR TO FIGHT OFF THE FISHY INVADERS ðĄïļð
SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WE’LL KEEP U SAFE FROM THE FISHY FOES ðĄðĶ
MINECRAFT SERVER OF THE CENTURY, FISHY FIGHTS AND FUN ALL DAY LONG ðŪððĪŠ