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RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	3642

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

New York Chaos Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, controversy, current events, Democracy, election, fraud, investigation, kamala, Minecraft, new york city, News, opinion, Politics, Server, suspicious, trending, Video, viral, Voting, won in New York, York

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2560
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	230	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as llamas ride pigs, creepers breakdance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with non-stop entertainment around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a hidden village where the villagers throw epic parties every night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

barter, Civilization, Conflict, cooperation, Currency, Economy, exchange, financial system, Food, Human nature, Minecraft, MONEY, paper money, Resources, scarcity, sharing, smp, society, Survival, Trade, Value, wealth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5698
Ores Mined:	5221	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, alien encounters, alien invasion, area 51, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, J-Rod, JRods, Minecraft, movies, mysterious beings, mysterious creatures, outer space, roswell, sci-fi films, science fiction, smp, space exploration, speculative fiction, top secret, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekend

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3925	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
New Chunks Explored:	97626	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Emeralds Found:	3604	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1815

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

89087928, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PixelatedPickle, previous, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!