| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2170 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 848 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7496 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4892 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5482 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8236 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Animals Bred: | 95 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6133 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 69 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 90 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8243 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6550 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9355 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9524 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 368610 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 276 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9305 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 40 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3192 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9435 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7748 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
