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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6533 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!
