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Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

MineCrafty LOLz

advertising, amusing, brand slogan, catchy phrase, Clever, clever marketing, comedy, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorous, humorous tagline, JOKE, LAUGH, lolz, Marketing, memorable slogan, minecrafty, slogan, tagline, Witty, witty saying

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Magic Items Found:	3595	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	894738
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCatchphrase

catchphrase, Character, comedy, CraftyCatchphrase, dialogue, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, LAUGH, Life, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quirky, script, series, Show, Sitcom, tagline, television, TV, Witty

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

KharkivKidzCraft

children, Conflict, Disinformation, eastern europe, exploitation of minors, Government, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivKidzCraft, Manipulation, manipulation of children, Media, Misinformation, OCCUPIED, political agenda, Politics, Propaganda, psychological warfare, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5363	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. So, like, apparently Russia is using children from some place called Kharkiv for propaganda, but like, that’s not even the best part. The best part is that on this server, you can like, totally build your own propaganda machine and brainwash all the other players. It’s like, so messed up but also kinda hilarious, you know? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your next move. It’s like, the ultimate survival challenge, man. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and shady politics, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

RegrowCraft: Bite into Fun!

BITE, capability, dental anatomy, dental care, dental evolution, dental health, dental health care, dental hygiene, diet diversity, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, food preparation, food variety, Fun, human evolution, human teeth, natural selection, oral hygiene, regrow, RegrowCraft, tooth loss, tooth regeneration

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Potions Brewed:	54
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	86	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

join this server and your teeth will regrow every time you eat a carrot! imagine having an infinite supply of teeth, like a shark but cooler. plus, we have a secret underground carrot farm guarded by mutant rabbits. you can only access it by defeating the giant carrot boss at the end of the rainbow bridge. come join us and experience the true power of regenerating teeth in minecraft!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

behavioral issues, biology, Cell journal, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, genetic disorders, genetic therapy, genetics, health, Medical research, mental disorders, mental health, neuroscience, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, research, scientists, study, Treatment, University of Cambridge

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, scientists from some fancy schmancy uni found a gene that can make u fat, cray cray and depressed. but guess what? on our server, we got oxytocin as a treatment! so come join us and let’s get rid of them postnatal depression vibes while building some epic structures together. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

VanillaMultiplayer: Where the only thing that gets reset is your hopes of finding diamonds

BUILD, chest looting, Client Modifications, collaboration, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, diamonds, Explore, finding, friendly players, General Conduct, hopes, long-term play, Minecraft, new player, No Griefing, passionate, Play, PvP, Reset, rules, seasoned builder, Server, stable environment, Vanilla, VanillaMultiplayer

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us: VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community: Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:

Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.

General Conduct:

Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition: Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!

SeiyuuCraft Minecraft Server

American voice actors, Anime, Casting, Character, cost, Difference, Family Guy, japanese, Minecraft, one piece, payment, per episode, per line, resume role, seiyuu, SeiyuuCraft, Server, south park, superior, unique voice actor, voice acting, western voice actors

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as the voice actors in anime? Look no further! Our server is like a cast of characters with each player bringing their own voice to the game. And just like in One Piece, our players always come back for more, even after years of absence!

Join us and you’ll find that our seiyuus (aka players) are paid differently – not by episode, but by line! That’s right, every block you break, every mob you defeat, earns you some sweet in-game currency. It’s like getting paid to play Minecraft!

So why settle for a server where everyone sounds the same? Come join us and experience the Japanese way of gaming – where every voice is unique and every line counts! Who knows, you might even run into a player who voices 20 different characters – just like in Family Guy or South Park!

HealCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, balance, Biodiversity, conservation, Earth, ecology, Environment, fresh air, green spaces, Harmony, HealCraft, healing, Minecraft, mother nature, natural world, Nature, outdoors, Peace, REJUVENATION, restoration, Server, Tranquility, wellness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	996
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	163	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us on a wild adventure where the nature is healing…literally. That’s right, our server is so magical that even the flowers grow back instantly after you pick them!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of dancing cows who throw the most epic barnyard raves you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a group of party-loving cows.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident prankster, the Mischievous Enderman. He’s always up to no good, whether he’s stealing your blocks or rearranging your carefully crafted builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where the nature is healing and the laughs never stop. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

BlandBFFsNoMore

Appearance, BlandBFFsNoMore, Communication, Confidence, fashion, fashion advice, fashion sense, Fashion tips, Feedback, Friend, friendship, Honesty, makeup, opinion, personal stylist, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, Style, Support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9347
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fashion and style are always on point! 🌟

Are you tired of looking like a plain old Steve or Alex in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we have personal stylists and shoppers ready to give your Minecraft character a makeover that will make all the other players jealous!

Just like the story of our player who went from drab to fab after connecting with a stylist, you too can transform your Minecraft look and feel amazing about yourself. Who knew virtual fashion could make such a difference?

Join our server now and never worry about having a boring Minecraft style again. Plus, you’ll never have to deal with icy friends who expect you to be their personal fashion police. Let’s keep the drama in-game, not in real life! 😉

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

Attention, attraction, Body language, Confidence, DATING, emotions, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, male perspective, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Personal experiences, PixelPervs, Public, reactions, relationships, self esteem, Server, social interactions, societal norms, validation, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Divine Spears Created:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in our server, you’ll be granted the power to make all the pigs fly. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village of talking llamas or a portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

HorrorCraft: The Movie

classic horror, Favorite, favorite horror movie, Gore, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, horrorcraft, jump scares, modern horror, Monsters, Movie, psychological horror, Scary, slasher film, supernatural horror, Suspenseful, Thriller, Vampires, Werewolves, zombies

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of watching horror movies and wishing you could actually be in the terrifying situations yourself? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a virtual world where the scares are real (well, as real as blocky graphics can get)!

Our server is so spooky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to fly too close. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the night in our haunted world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with the legendary Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood blocky ghost who loves to prank players)!

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the scariest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you hear strange noises in the dark, it’s probably just a friendly ghost trying to say hello. Or maybe it’s just a pig oinking in the distance. Either way, join our server for a spine-tingling adventure you’ll never forget!

PixelPiggyCraft

allegations, Conflict, Corruption, corruption scandal, Ethics, ethics violation, funds, Hamas, international relations, investigation, lobby groups, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Palestine monitor, PixelPiggyCraft, pro-Hamas, UN, UN Watch, united nations, watchdog

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mines Excavated:	3462
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, the UN is, like, all up in our business because they think we’re taking money from, like, pro-Hamas lobby groups. but, like, we’re just here to build and mine and have a good time, man. join our server and be a part of the scandalous drama, bro. you won’t believe the crazy stories that come out of this place. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.