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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1992 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
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