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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

destabilization, Disinformation, EU, Europe, extremism, far-right movements, foreign relations, influence campaigns, information warfare, Interference, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, Server, strategy, subversion, Tactics

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, intervention, kyiv, KyivCraft, line, Map, Military, nato, russia, Russian supply line, sanctions, showdown, Supply, Tension, threat, Ukraine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8651
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

Adults, anxiety, anxiety relief, CraftyBlanketZzz, depression, depression treatment, Effective, enhancing mood, improve sleep, insomnia, insomnia in adults, mental health, mental health conditions, Mental Wellness, reducing medication use, relaxation aid, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, SleepyCraftersUnited, stress relief, study, Weighted blankets

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Falling into the Void:	0

u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

BRAZIL Network

alt, banner, Characters, Desc, Development, empty server, Fluid, free, Join, KitPvP, Minimum, Network, PvP, Recommend, requirement, see, Staff, test

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragons Tamed:	4

A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

65.108.15.58:25540

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	843941	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Votes:	7196

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

50.115.8.208:25124

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	4267
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	62	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

bizarre dishes, bizarre food trends, exotic cuisine, exotic food adventures, odd delicacies, odd food encounters, outlandish food experiments, outlandish meals, peculiar flavors, peculiar food experiences, peculiar ingredients, quirky dishes, smp, strange eats, strange food combinations, uncommon foods, unique dining experiences, unusual culinary experiences, unusual meals, weird food, weird food stories, WeirdEatsMinecraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, current events, gaza, GazaGrieferz, Hamas, iaf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, october 7, palestine, pro-October 7, Propaganda, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, violence, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Farms Harvested:	447
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, defense forces, Gaza strike, Hamas, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, SECURITY, Server, Sinwars, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!