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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8154 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
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we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.
trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun
