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Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	7664	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7062	Animals Bred:	123
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3802
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	4713

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!