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NudeCraft: Never Done Laundry

clean clothes, funny laundry, household chores, Laundry, laundry day, laundry day blues, laundry day fun, laundry day tips, laundry humor, laundry in the nude, laundry jokes, laundry life, laundry memes, laundry problems, laundry quotes, laundry routine, laundry struggles, laundry time, never done, Nude, NudeCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Farms Harvested:	338	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	276	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

come join our minecraft server where we do laundry in the nude!!! yep, you heard that right. forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, we are all about that naked laundry life.

imagine the freedom of crafting while your bits are hanging out for all to see. no more worrying about getting your clothes dirty while you mine for resources, just let it all hang loose and get that laundry done at the same time.

plus, our community is super supportive and always ready to lend a hand…or a sock. so if you’re tired of the same old minecraft experience, come join us for a truly unique and liberating adventure. just remember to bring your own detergent, we don’t provide that kind of support.

SkyFarm: Best SkyBlock server Minecraft server

administration, blocks, Bosses, Competition, Cultures, Goods, Improvement, Islands, jewelry, Loot, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Opening, Prizes, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, skyfarm, Unique

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

So ladies and gentlemen, we are opening, and today we will tell you about what will happen on our favorite skyblock? As you already know: IP – mc.skyfarm.space Version – 1.16.5 – 1.20 And now let’s move on to what you don’t know?. On our skyblock there will be 4 unique bosses, with their own mechanics and the issuance of prizes, places for killing bosses are distributed according to the amount of damage caused, you can find them by command /boss?. Let’s move on. So Will we have a buyer who will accept your goods for good money? . There will be a lot of goods there, such as cultures, blocks, jewelry, as well as loot from mobs. There will also be improvement of the islands, which will help you be the best?. Well, what was the main thing, and now let’s move on to the most interesting? In honor of the opening of SkyFarm, a competition will be held on our server, soon you will find out the conditions and rewards? We are waiting for you all to please us on our skyblock, with love from the administration of SkyFarm?.

mc.skyfarm.space

Welcome to BreadCraft, where the only thing crustier than the bread is our jokes!

application-based, Armour stands+, bedrock, Bread, BreadCraft, Builders, content creators, crustier, DROPS, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, head, java, jokes, player, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Server Name:	BreadCraft
Type:	Survival SMP
Features:	– Application-based economy– Vanilla Tweaks player head drops– Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+
Application:	Apply here

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is BreadCraft?

A: BreadCraft is a small, friendly survival SMP server for builders and content creators.

Q: How can I join BreadCraft?

A: You can join by filling out an application form here.

Q: What features does BreadCraft have?

A: BreadCraft has an application-based economy, Vanilla Tweaks player head drops, and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+.

Q: Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?

A: No, BreadCraft was created as a grief-free environment for players to enjoy building and creating content without the fear of griefing.

Q: Can I bring my friends to join BreadCraft?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join BreadCraft as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: Are there any specific building rules on BreadCraft?

A: We encourage creativity and freedom in building, but please respect other players’ creations and follow the server rules regarding griefing and inappropriate builds.

PixelBite Minecraft Server

drink, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional drink, fictional food, Food, Fun, Gaming, gaming culture, immersive experience, indulgence, indulgent treat, Interactive, leisure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelBite, role playing, Server, video game, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	2599	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine! Have you ever dreamed of chowing down on a delicious virtual treat from your favorite video game? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, when suddenly, you stumble upon a giant pixelated cake straight out of Minecraft. But wait, it’s not just any cake – it’s a cake from Portal! You take a big bite and feel the rush of sugar and sprinkles coursing through your veins. No buffs, no side effects, just pure, unadulterated cakey goodness.

But that’s not all! How about washing down that cake with a refreshing drink from the world of Skyrim? Imagine sipping on a frosty mug of mead while watching the sunset over our blocky landscape. It’s the perfect way to relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate virtual feast! Who knows what other tasty surprises await you in our pixelated paradise.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, bathroom, big heart, check in, concerned, dislike, Drama, Drunk, faints, FLARE, hate, horrid bitch, Ichimin, jackass, Lucky, Marine, Minecraft, Server, Snaps, Stream, Streamer, TipsyCraft, toxic behavior

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	New Chunks Explored:	844400
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps like marine getting so drunk she passes out in the bathroom because she hates her audience. But don’t worry, our hero Flare swoops in to save the day, only to be snapped at by the horrid marine. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and less evil twins. So come join us and see what crazy antics await on our server! Just watch out for any flying llamas, they tend to cause chaos.

HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, drug addiction, Enabling, enabling behavior, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support decision, Homeless, homeless family, HomelessCraft, homelessness, Minecraft, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love choice, tough love decision, tough situation, Ultimatum

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Emeralds Found:	7336	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tough love is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices – just like in real life, but blockier!

Looking for a server where you can bond out your meth-addicted husband from virtual jail? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can make tough decisions like choosing between enabling a toxic relationship or standing your ground. Will you choose love or tough love? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual tough love, where you can kick out your sister-in-law for making questionable decisions and still feel bad about it. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on in and bond out your virtual husband, kick out your sister-in-law, and navigate the crazy world of tough love in Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

AutisticWingmanBarDate

autism, AutisticWingmanBarDate, bar, brother, clubbing, curse words, designated driver, drinks, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, high school, Humiliation, pool table, Rebound, Rude, sexist, single, wingman

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	8628	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of being the third wheel in your own love life? Do you want to give your girlfriend’s brother a night to remember (or forget)? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that will make you question all your life choices!

Picture this: you and Gary, the ultimate wingman duo, taking on the virtual world together. You’ll be playing pool, chatting up virtual girls, and causing virtual chaos like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

But be warned, things may get a little too real. Gary might start calling out virtual girls for ignoring him, buying drinks for anyone who looks his way, and accusing you of setting him up for embarrassment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.

So, if you’re ready for a night of virtual bar-hopping, awkward encounters, and questionable decisions, join our server now. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on Reddit).

TaiwanTango Minecraft Server

Air Force, Asia, Beijing, China, Conflict, Defense, east asia, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, Navy, Pacific, provocation, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, TaiwanTango, Tensions, warplanes, Warships

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	5727
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

lol u know wat else is circling? our amazin minecraft server! we got 23 warplanes flyin around spawn and 7 warships sailin in our epic ocean biome. u gotta join this server if u wanna survive the chaos and build ur own empire. plus, our admin is a secret agent from china who will guide u through all the battles and quests. come join the fun and see if u can conquer the circlin warplanes and warships!

GhanaGrief in Grevesmühlen

8-year-old, discrimination, Father, germany, GhanaGrief, Ghanaian girl, Grevesmühlen, hate crime, injured, Justice, Officials, Police, racism, racist attack, solidarity, state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, teenagers, town of Grevesmühlen, violence, Xenophobia, Young girls, youths

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more action than a group of youths and teenagers attacking an 8-year-old Ghanaian girl and her father in Germany. our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real world problems. come build, survive, and thrive with us as we create a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the fun begin!

MindlessMouthCraft

anger, anger management, cognitive function, Communication, control, emotional intelligence, emotional response, emotions, feeling, Frustration, IMPULSIVE, mental processing, Mind, MindlessMouthCraft, Mouth, reaction, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-regulation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.

join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!