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CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Anime, Axed, CANCELLED, Characters, Choices, comic books, creativity, devastated, Disappointment, emotional, Fandom, favourite, graphic novels, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Life, Loss, Manga, Minecraft, new manga, Pain, PIXEL, Plot, question.., series, Server, storytelling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	4841	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Void Armor Forged:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, European countries, generalizations, History, Identity, immigration, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, Poles, polish culture, PolishPoleDancers, prejudice, Server, societal attitudes, societal norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	184	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Crafty NEETs Server

Adventure, Casual, console, Crafty, Gaming, Hardcore, indie, multiplayer, neetdom, neets, normalfaggots, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PC, Playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, wagies

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Votes:	806
Crops Grown:	4750	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

adventure maps, game information, Game Tools, madness, Minecraft, Mod list, modding, multiplayer, Official Wiki, Omnitool, Public Servers, Risqué Textures, starter guide, TEdit, TerraMap, Terraria, TerraSavr, texture packs, tmodloader, Trolls, tshock, visual guide, World Seeds

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1532	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

#forum posting, Adventures, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking online, digital communication, digital presence, Discord, e-attention, e-pookie, forum participation, internet culture, Mongolian basket weaving, noob, Online Community, online engagement, online forums, online interaction, social media, virtual community

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

Anime, beauty, Bleach, Caress, Character, delicate, FLAWLESS, gentle, luxurious, Minecraft, Pampered, radiant, Sensitive, Sensual, Server, silky, skin, Smooth, Soft, Supple, touchable, Yoruichi, Yoruichis

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	40068	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crops Grown:	9207
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

abstract, art, artist, avant garde, Crafty, creativity, cubism, GENIUS, iconic, imagination, influential, innovation, inspiration, Masterpiece, Modern art, Painting, Palace, Picasso, Picassos, PIXEL, Portrait, self portrait, Self-expression, talent

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1018

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!