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Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3476	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Animals Bred:	182
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAA1.MCMCMC.RU

Newbies Only Minecraft Server

Anons, discovery, embracing change, experimentation, Exploration, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of the unfamiliar, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, Newbies, overcoming fear, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new activities, trying new adventures, trying new experiences, trying new hobbies, trying new things

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, sticking to the same old servers and never venturing out of your comfort zone? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the riches you’ll acquire with your very own Diamond Chicken by your side.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and discover a whole new world of excitement and absurdity? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to being a basic Minecraft player again.

Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Abu Dhabi win, Bottas, Countdown to Ricciardoland GP, Edition, f1, F1 Essentials, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, FIA swearing punishment, Formula, Formula Autism, general, grid penalty., Hamilton, HIBERNATION, Hibernation Edition, Lap 7568, leclerc, mclaren, McLaren title bid, Mercedes farewell, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, norris, Piastri crash, Previous thread 146066145, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, Sainz, smp, Toto Wolff, verstappen, williams

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Ricciardoland GP, more twists and turns than a Nico Hülkenberg race, and more chaos than a Fernando Alonso win drought!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through the WDC Standings where Verstappen is dominating like a pro, Norris is making McLaren proud, and Hamilton is saying goodbye with no more tears left to cry.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the WCC Standings where McLaren is taking home the constructors’ title for the first time since 1998, Ferrari is feeling the burn of a narrow loss, and Red Bull is serving up FIA swearing punishments like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t forget about the WEC Standings where Perez is on fire, Hamilton is holding strong, and STR is making moves like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of grid penalties that may never be served. It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Alpine Pixelmon

Adventure, Alpine Pixelmon, Cities, Competitive Playerbase, Custom Storyline, Economy, Exploration, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Regional forms, Repeatable Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Region

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Buildings Constructed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

play.alpixelmon.com