tacky Minecraft Servers

tacky Minecraft Servers

  • Granny’s No Trade Zone

    Granny’s No Trade Zone
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7550
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Towns Built: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaotic world of dysfunctional families and financial struggles.

    Embark on a quest to protect your dying grandmother from sneaky uncles who sell her gifts for profit at an art market. Will you be the hero who stands up against the sleazy thieves, or will you join forces with them to snatch up her belongings before she’s even cold?

    With no money left in the will and debts piling up, it’s a race against time to secure your inheritance (or lack thereof). Will you be the one to claim the coveted TV and furniture, or will you be left empty-handed like the rest of the family?

    Join now and experience the thrill of power of attorney, where you can control the fate of your loved ones and make sure no trinket goes unclaimed. Don’t miss out on the drama, the pettiness, and the moral high ground – it’s all waiting for you on our server!

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  • YardSaleYikes

    YardSaleYikes
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7134
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Towns Built: 5

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    Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

    Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

    And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

    Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

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  • Bachelorette Bash Minecraft Server

    Bachelorette Bash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2844
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Potions Brewed: 123 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a bachelorette party gone wrong? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re crashing a wedding without an invite!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, just like how those bridesmaids tried to build a case for you to pay up at that bachelorette party. But don’t worry, on our server, there are no hidden fees or surprise charges – just pure fun!

    So come on over and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to pay for anything unless you want to, unlike those bridesmaids who tried to guilt-trip you into coughing up cash. Let’s make some memories together, Minecraft style!

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  • ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server

    ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5125
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Ores Mined: 7506 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 8751

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked cake? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex-wife barged into my dinner party with her kids in tow.

    Imagine the chaos as she interrupted our meal, only to be stopped for a chat by some of my friends! And don’t even get me started on the scandalous discussions that followed after she left. It was a showdown of epic proportions, with accusations flying left and right.

    But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and chaos, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about online gaming. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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  • TrashCraft

    TrashCraft
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8292
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Magic Items Found: 5233 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the most trashy and hilarious players in the blocky universe! We’ve got players who build giant toilets as their houses, ride pigs dressed as Elvis Presley, and have dance parties with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trash King, who once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. He now roams the server, challenging players to ridiculous tasks like building a roller coaster made entirely of melons or finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive rainbow diamond.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and trashy as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

    Carnival Adventure 1.20.3
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9313
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 2019
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

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    Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

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  • Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 3893
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 459 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

    On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

    Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

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  • MIL-Free Zone Craft

    MIL-Free Zone Craft
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 6349
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Votes: 2108 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

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  • LePenCraft96

    LePenCraft96
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 2769
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

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    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

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  • Home Phone Hideout

    Home Phone Hideout
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8864
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Animals Bred: 70
    Zombie Dances: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

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    join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

    our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Green Tea Kingdom

    Green Tea Kingdom
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 3253
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

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    so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

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  • Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

    Frostwood Valley 1.21.4
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2894
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2017 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

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    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

    Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

    You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

    Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 861
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Runes Activated: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AnimeHaterMC SMP

    AnimeHaterMC SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8259
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315

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    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • 5MilTaxBracketCraft

    5MilTaxBracketCraft
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6850
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

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    Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

    So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

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