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SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

baby, berate, books, care, cold, cousin, Emergencies, facebook, family, Fever, Friends, General Practitioner, GP, medical situations, Niece, older sister, patient, rules, signs, SisStopBeingAChildMCServer, Throat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	1062
Dragon Eggs Found:	3097	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL

art gallery incident, co-worker conflict, communication breakdown, company events, consensual kiss, CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL, drunken behavior, friendship boundaries, Infidelity, kissing scandal, loyalty dilemma, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, roommate betrayal, social awkwardness, trust issues, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace etiquette, workplace gossip

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Items Found:	6687
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Steve, his wife, and the roommate at the art gallery.

Witness the chaos as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Will you be the one to spill the beans like the OP, or will you keep quiet and watch the drama unfold?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and become a part of the madness!

BlockyNSFW: Work Mishaps

adult content, awkward, BlockyNSFW, boundary crossing, EMBARRASSING, explicit, explicit content, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, mishaps, not safe for work, NSFW, scandalous, Shocking.., taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, work, work experiences, Work stories, Workplace, workplace incidents

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground strip club run by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knew that crafting and building could be so scandalous? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some NSFW adventures on our server!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

arms control, blockwars, British missiles, defense systems, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile launch, political conflict, russia, Server, Ukraine, United Kingdom, united states, US, Western Allies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun!

GrafenBoom: Nuclear No More

activism, decommissioned, DELAY, demolished, demolition, ENERGY, Environment, germany, Germany news, GrafenBoom, Grafenrheinfeld, Nuclear, nuclear energy, nuclear power, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear waste, power plant, pro-nuclear activist, protest, renewable energy, Safety concerns

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we blow up nuclear power plants for fun! we had to delay the demolition cuz this crazy pro-nuclear dude was tryna save it with his bare hands. but don’t worry, we got rid of it and now you can come play in our radioactive wasteland! build your own mutant creatures and battle against other players in our post-apocalyptic world. join now for a blast of a time!

Creeper’s Cove 2023

10th leading cause of death, 2022, 2023, 6% decrease, CDC study, Cove, Covid deaths, CREEPERS, data analysis, deadly, fourth leading cause of death, Healthcare, Lower, mortality trends, overall deaths, pandemic, Peaks, prior years, public health, statistics, summer surge, US

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	7612
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!

Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!

Abilities, Adventure, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, elden ring, Event, FLARE, German, International, long term, Mature, mmorpg, Mustard, Plugins, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, serious, Skills, Summer, Vanilla, wow

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Void Gems Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	85	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Flare Community Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.

What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla
– Dynmap	– Bolt	– mcMMO	– GSit	– FlareDeathMessages	– Pets	– Cosmetics	– Decorations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
Are there any upcoming events on the server?	Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon.
Is there a second server being developed?	Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring.

Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.

StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, StarryBoobieGrove

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Farms Harvested:	366	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.

SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

are, Behavior, characteristics, habits, Identity, introspection, Like This, Personality, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-analysis, self-evaluation, Self-examination, SMP_Madness, Traits, why, WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP, you

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	97
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

TreadmillTurfWars

fitness training, gym conduct, gym confrontation, gym etiquette, gym standards, intervals, marathon preparation, marathon training, rude behavior, running friends, sport-specific training, training for a marathon, treadmill, treadmill etiquette, treadmill hogging, TreadmillTurfWars, workout interruption, workout vibe

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!