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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4983 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4165 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.