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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9380 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 44 |
Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.