Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!
Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!
Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.
But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!
SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!
| Server Version | 1.21 Fabric |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Eastern US (Virginia) |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Disabled Features | Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms |
| Additional Mods | Live Map, Simple Voice Chat |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Follow the whitelist process outlined above to join the server.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules and policies can be found in the server’s information guide linked above.
Q: Are there age restrictions?
A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, with exceptions.
