OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!
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Alien Encounter: Who’s Getting Lucky?
so, like, imagine if you joined our epic minecraft server and found out that aliens were actually playing too, and they were like super hot and ready to get down and dirty with us humans. like, who wouldn’t wanna be the first to have intergalactic sex, amirite? join our server for a chance to hook up with some out-of-this-world beings and be a pioneer in alien-human relations. plus, our server has like, unlimited diamonds and a secret underground base where you can chill with your new alien buddies. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, baby!