Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!
WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU WON’T FIND THAT SH*T ANYWHERE ELSE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! PLUS, WE HAVE COOKIES… LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our epic build-off where the winner gets a real-life pet creeper (handle with care, folks).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour tag.
So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Metropolis City is a survival server located at s16.hosthorde.com:26721
The object of the game is to make money selling anything you find or craft in the wilderness including drugs. Sell items at the market in town or sell to someone else via auctions, player to player sales or selling at other players’ shops.
Take the money and buy plots available in the city and develop your own property in Metropolis City or buy/rent an apartment or condo and enjoy the city life.
We here at Metropolis City want to focus on quality, and in order to grow our server into a large community we believe its best to provide a fun and easy to understand game experience.
In order to do this, we are focusing all of our efforts, money and time on the survival server.
The server has all the standard plugins and mcMMo, CraftConomy3, ItemSlotMachine Towny, chest shop, Houses, , and a few others as well.
Visit our website metropoliscity.enjin.com for more information and check out our forums with information on donations, staff applications and other updates.
I hope to see you all online.
Thanks,
JazzCatz
216.245.176.134:25644
Join us and experience the magic of flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, a secret underground base where the password is constantly changing to “PWIF”, and a never-ending supply of diamond pickaxes that are actually made out of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret recipe).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out on flying llamas armed with laser beams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken for 24 hours.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of pure insanity!
