And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.
So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Imagine coming home from a victorious campaign pregnant with babies sired by the men of the conquered – talk about a plot twist! But hey, that’s just a regular day in our server where anything goes and the crazier the storyline, the better.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience mass armies led by fierce women who aren’t afraid to take charge and conquer in more ways than one? It’s a hot idea that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to victory. Join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.
And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!
Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and unleash your inner kinkster in a safe and pixelated environment. Whether you’re into building massive phallic structures or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and posts it on Reddit. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can build your dream world while battling zombie pigmen who are secretly plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to get your pickaxe swinging, how about this – every full moon, the cows in our world turn into werewolves and start attacking players!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mother Mine” where players can delve deep into the earth and uncover rare treasures. Just be careful not to stumble upon the cursed diamond that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos, the excitement, and the sheer insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to explain to your friends why you can’t stop laughing every time you log off.
Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.
UniversoCraft is a Minecraft server with a professional and solid team behind it, it is a “semi-premium” server with great capacity for evolution, it is hosted on very powerful machines that will not give you any lag when playing. You will definitely have fun!
Server IP: mc.universocraft.com Web: httyp://www.universocraft.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/UniversoCraftOficial/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MCUniversoCraft Donation page: http://www.universocraft.com/tienda
mc.universocraft.com
Welcome to this server without any plugins. If you like this server and this server is OP! This server is alive and never EVER going to die! it will never SHUT DOWN! Do not forget to join this vanilla server! Ill be waiting for you to join! This server has no rules as well!
london.bisecthosting.com
🌌 The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). 🌌This is a minecraft server (1.20+) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.
The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.
We wish you a pleasant experience with us! ❤️
mc.bluerp.ro
Hello We Are Ya Network, we invite you to enter the server Modalidades : EggWars , FullPvP , PrisonOP , SkyWars Active Staff Etc. IP : RoyaleEmpire.mygs.co IP : RoyaleEmpire.mygs.co
RoyaleEmpire.mygs.co
Welcome to this server without any plugins. If you like this server and this server is OP! This server is alive and never EVER going to die! it will never SHUT DOWN! Do not forget to join this vanilla server! Ill be waiting for you to join! This server has no rules as well!
montreal.bisecthosting.com
play.beacoland.com
Welcome to this server without any plugins. If you like this server and this server is OP! This server is alive and never EVER going to die! it will never SHUT DOWN! Do not forget to join this vanilla server! Ill be waiting for you to join! This server has no rules as well!
la.bisecthosting.com
Markane MC
– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners
– Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more!
– Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi Vanilla
We appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!
How to join
– Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer
– Then click on Add Server in the bottom right
– Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional
mc.marcane.net
SkyWars,Survival,Pvp,SkyWars and Creative Juega Sin
PlaySurvival.net
Welcome to Dawn Haven! A safe, friendly server for anyone! McMMO, Slimefun, and more plugins! This is an extremely fun server you will have so much fun on! We hope to see you on play.dawnhaven.net! <3
play.dawnhaven.net