Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where eating uncooked pork is a delicacy! We offer a unique opportunity to tickle virtual anuses in exchange for earth dollars. Don’t miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!
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Porky Pixel Paradise 1.20
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Eternal Quests 1.21.2
Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.
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Poop Into My Hand Play With It Like Playdough Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as possible!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. Or maybe you prefer to poop into your hand and play with it like playdough – hey, we don’t judge here, we embrace all kinds of creativity!
Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks like filling your house with chickens or turning your entire base into a giant cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of emerald instead of eggs.
So come join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, poop playdough. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!
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DickStroker Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the players are just as wild and crazy as you are! We’ve got players stroking their…creativity and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. It’s a freak show of epic proportions, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. So come on, join us and let your inner freak flag fly!
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ALPINA Geopol
Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958
FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!
We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!
Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:
Features Description Custom Modpack Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering Nations Join a nation or start your own before joining Space Race Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra Warfare Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod Land Expansion Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory Trade and Economy Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players Voice Chat Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join a nation? You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket. Can I start my own nation? Yes, you can start your own nation before joining. How do I participate in the Space Race? You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra. Is there a player-run economy? Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.
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MysticCraft Land 1.21
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!
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StepMomsGamingMCServer
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.
So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!
Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!
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YogaCraze30minsLate
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!
Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!
So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!
Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?
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RedditHaterMC SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!
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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”