Tabloid Rumors MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Elon’s 14 Kids SMP

elon musk, Fatherhood, tabloid rumors, Elons, tesla

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the kingpin? Yeah, you heard me right, the dude with the rockets and the electric cars is also running a Minecraft server with 14 kids! How does he have time for all that, you ask? Well, rumor has it that he’s got a secret cloning lab where he makes copies of himself to handle all his responsibilities.

But that’s not even the craziest part! The server itself is like a virtual utopia, with diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free cybernetic pet that can mine for you while you chill and sip on virtual margaritas.

So come on down to this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can figure out who’s really behind the mask of Elon Musk. Is it the real deal or just a cleverly disguised llama in a suit? Only one way to find out, my dudes!

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Celeb Thread Adventure 1.21

social media influencers, celebrity interviews, famous people, red carpet fashion, celebrity scandals

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with memes and celebrities.

Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”

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Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

AutoFun, modern mythology, rock star myths, Server, tabloid rumors

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CelebSecretsMC SMP

famous people secrets, A-list secrets, star secrets, hidden truths, insider knowledge

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

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Crafty Celeb Server

trashy celebrities, Hollywood gossip, problematic celebrities, parker, celebrity scandals

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where drama is always on the menu! Join us for the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” and experience the wildest Minecraft community around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while simultaneously roasting your fellow players in the chat? Our server is like a virtual reality show, with alliances forming and backstabbing aplenty. Who will be the next to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft drama queen?

But that’s not all – our server also has the most insane build competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt? Sure, why not! Create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite celebrity gossip blogger? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless, and the crazier your build, the more likely you are to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

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NakedCraft: Oops!

bunk bed, friendship, school trip, locked door, naked

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of drama and scandal? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally exposing your best friend in front of your entire class. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the juicy gossip and betrayal you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to stir up some drama and make enemies for life – join our server today!

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CompliMinecraft SMP: Post-Sex Weirdo

strange post-sex compliments, quirky remarks, unique feedback, funny compliments, weird compliments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to receive the weirdest compliments after sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected praise like “Your block-placing skills are top-notch” or “Your creeper-avoidance tactics are truly impressive”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and see what all the buzz is about!

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CraftyCrappyGifts

gift flop, gift horror, regretful gift, gift disappointment, CraftyCrappyGifts

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be plundered! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop nothing but rare loot when killed. So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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RefugeeCampRaided

MIDDLE EAST, humanitarian crisis, War, united nations, international relations

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, Israel went all out and killed 6 staff members in airstrikes on a refugee camp just to try and stop people from joining this server. That’s how epic it is!

But you know what? They can’t stop us! We’re gonna join this server and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. We’ll make Israel wish they never messed with us and our pixelated world. So come on, join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual universe! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥🤪

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Alien Balance Land

tags, idea.., alien languages, central, long tail tags

so, like, u know how balance is, like, super important in the universe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is, like, the epitome of balance, bro. we got aliens and all that jazz, and they totally dig our server cuz they can, like, understand the word “balance” in their own language. it’s, like, mind-blowing, man. join us and be part of this intergalactic experience where aliens and humans come together to build epic stuff and have a blast. plus, we have, like, secret portals to other dimensions and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? come on, bro, let’s do this!

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