Tabloid Rumors MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Elon’s 14 Kids SMP

Kids, Fatherhood, parenting, tesla, gossip

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the kingpin? Yeah, you heard me right, the dude with the rockets and the electric cars is also running a Minecraft server with 14 kids! How does he have time for all that, you ask? Well, rumor has it that he’s got a secret cloning lab where he makes copies of himself to handle all his responsibilities.

But that’s not even the craziest part! The server itself is like a virtual utopia, with diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free cybernetic pet that can mine for you while you chill and sip on virtual margaritas.

So come on down to this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can figure out who’s really behind the mask of Elon Musk. Is it the real deal or just a cleverly disguised llama in a suit? Only one way to find out, my dudes!

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Celeb Thread Adventure 1.21

Hollywood news, movie stars, social media influencers, Aw shit here we go again, paparazzi photos

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with memes and celebrities.

Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”

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Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

Extreme Measures, Music (Industry), AutoFun, rock star myths, sexual practices

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CelebSecretsMC SMP

CelebSecretsMC, gossip, hollywood secrets, celebrity secrets, star secrets

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.

Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

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Crafty Celeb Server

Server, celebrity scandals, Hollywood gossip, cancel culture, celebrity scandals 2021

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where drama is always on the menu! Join us for the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” and experience the wildest Minecraft community around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while simultaneously roasting your fellow players in the chat? Our server is like a virtual reality show, with alliances forming and backstabbing aplenty. Who will be the next to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft drama queen?

But that’s not all – our server also has the most insane build competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt? Sure, why not! Create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite celebrity gossip blogger? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless, and the crazier your build, the more likely you are to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

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Wedding Woes – Minecraft Edition

Drama, email, attendance, friendship, Conflict

Are you tired of being left out of weddings just because you’re married? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited, even if you bring your whole extended family along! We believe in inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome, even if they’re not the bride or groom. Plus, we have a special “Wedding Drama” mini-game where you can reenact your own wedding invite woes and come out victorious. So come join us and never worry about being excluded from a wedding again!

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ToxicBeliefSMP – What’s Common?

whats, cultural beliefs, false beliefs, unhealthy beliefs, common misconceptions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources peacefully? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Forget about mining for diamonds or farming for food, on our server, the only way to survive is by engaging in epic battles with other players! We have a strict “kill or be killed” policy, so sharpen your swords and get ready to fight for your life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a taste for player flesh. Can you defeat this mighty beast and claim the title of Dragon Slayer? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this ultimate challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of laughter (if you don’t get eaten by a creeper first)!

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CraftyMiner69

captivating careers, enticing job opportunities, alluring professions, appealing job options, enticing job prospects

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a profession that will make you weak in the knees – professional potato farmers! That’s right, imagine strutting around with your diamond hoe, tending to your precious potato crops like a boss. And don’t even get us started on the potato fashion show every Friday night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperers. These mystical beings have the ability to communicate with llamas on a spiritual level, leading to epic llama dance parties and llama racing competitions. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and leave you in stitches, join us now and become part of the wackiest community in the blocky world!

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SadoSlavesCraft

Colonialism, War Crimes, koreans, discrimination, korean history

haha u kno wat else japan refuses to release? the name of our epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got secret korean slave laborers mining diamonds for us in the sado mines! it’s like a real-life quest but in minecraft! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers out of its eyes! so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is so lit, even japan can’t handle it!

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MediterraneanCraft: Stress-Free Zone

Mediterranean Diet, lifestyle changes, MediterraneanCraft, Stress Management, coping with stress

join this epic minecraft server and you will feel like you are following the mediterranean diet but in minecraft form. stress? what stress? on this server, you will feel so chill and relaxed that you will forget all about the traditional western diet. our virtual mediterranean diet will have you feeling like a greek god in no time. come join us and lower your perception of stress while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs real life stress when you can have virtual relaxation? come join us now and experience the ultimate chill vibes in minecraft form.

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