tabloid rumors – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Elon’s 14 Kids SMP
billionaire, business mogul, Celebrity, controversial figure, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, family, father of 14, Fatherhood, gossip, innovation, Kids, parenting, private life, public figure, relationships, scandal, smp, spacex, speculation, tabloid rumors, Technology, tesla
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the kingpin? Yeah, you heard me right, the dude with the rockets and the electric cars is also running a Minecraft server with 14 kids! How does he have time for all that, you ask? Well, rumor has it that he’s got a secret cloning lab where he makes copies of himself to handle all his responsibilities.
But that’s not even the craziest part! The server itself is like a virtual utopia, with diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free cybernetic pet that can mine for you while you chill and sip on virtual margaritas.
So come on down to this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can figure out who’s really behind the mask of Elon Musk. Is it the real deal or just a cleverly disguised llama in a suit? Only one way to find out, my dudes!

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Celeb Thread Adventure 1.21
Adventure, Aw shit here we go again, behind the scenes, celeb, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity interviews, celebrity scandals, celebrity sightings, Edition, entertainment industry, famous people, Hollywood drama, Hollywood news, movie stars, music artists, paparazzi photos, red carpet fashion, social media influencers, tabloid rumors, Thread, TV personalities
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with memes and celebrities.
Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.
And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”

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Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server
alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend
Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CelebSecretsMC SMP
A-list secrets, behind the scenes, celebrity confessions, celebrity secrets, CelebSecretsMC, confidential details, exclusive information, exclusive interviews, famous people secrets, gossip, hidden truths, hollywood secrets, insider knowledge, juicy rumors, paparazzi stories, Private Lives, scandalous revelations, shocking revelations, smp, star secrets, tabloid rumors, untold stories
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is where all the celebrities hang out when they want to escape the paparazzi. That’s right, we’ve got A-listers building pixelated castles and battling creepers just like the rest of us mere mortals.
Join our server and you might just stumble upon Justin Bieber trying to build a redstone contraption, or catch Beyoncé mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance parties hosted by Taylor Swift – rumor has it she can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So if you want to rub elbows with the rich and famous while crafting your way to victory, come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even become besties with Kim Kardashian and start your own virtual reality show. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy celebrity-filled world of blocks and pixels.

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Crafty Celeb Server
cancel culture, celeb, celebrity behavior, celebrity controversies, celebrity drama, celebrity feuds, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity news, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity scandals 2021, celebrity scandals exposed, celebrity tea spill, celebrity trash talk, Crafty, famous people controversies, Hollywood gossip, parker, problematic celebrities, Server, social media drama, tabloid rumors, trashy celebrities
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where drama is always on the menu! Join us for the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” and experience the wildest Minecraft community around.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while simultaneously roasting your fellow players in the chat? Our server is like a virtual reality show, with alliances forming and backstabbing aplenty. Who will be the next to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft drama queen?
But that’s not all – our server also has the most insane build competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt? Sure, why not! Create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite celebrity gossip blogger? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless, and the crazier your build, the more likely you are to win some epic prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the “Celeb threadParker is human trash edition” Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

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Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility
Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

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CraftyClassmateCraze
Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment
Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?
So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

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ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse
Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

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Digging4Diamonds
Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

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InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

Active Staff, auction house, Casual players, CREEPERS, cry, diamonds, Fly, Goodbye, Griefers, InstaCraft, Join, Minimal Restrictions, Multiplayer Sleep, Non-toxic environment, Player Shops, Positive Contribution, public server, PvE, quality gameplay, Server Stability, Silk-Spawners, Technical Limits, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server
assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!
Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP
Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

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DadTax.exe
Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR
Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!
Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.
On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

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WakeUpCraft SMP
alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, check phone, Drink water, Exercise, first thing, get dressed, get out of bed, healthy habits, meditate, morning routine, productive morning, self-care, shower, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, WakeupCraft, wash face, yawn
Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

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ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!
barbecue, best, cheddar, ChipCraft, classic, crunchy, DELICIOUS, flavor, Food, jalapeno, Plain, Popular, potato chips, salt and vinegar, SALTY, Savory, snack, sour cream and onion, spicy, spudtacular, SWEET, Tasty
Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.
So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

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