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  • Mystic Tales Craft 1.21.4

    Mystic Tales Craft 1.21.4

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s crazier than Nick claiming he’s slept with 50 tennis players (like, what even?) and his dick pic being all over the internet (yikes)! But the real kicker is that Nick supposedly got a blowjob from a dude! I know, right? So, if you want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Nick’s love life, then this is the place for you! Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZumaCraft: Love at First Block

    ZumaCraft: Love at First Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got jacob zuma’s daughter bout to become the 16th wife of the eswatini king FOR LOVE. like bruh, that’s some crazy soap opera drama right there. u can bet there’s gonna be some wild wedding parties on the server, with llamas and pigs in tuxedos and everything. plus, rumor has it that the king’s 15 other wives are all gonna be playing on the server too, so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join us for the most scandalous and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. #teamjacobzumadaughter #16thwifegoals #minecraftroyalty

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Skelebri-ty SMP

    Skelebri-ty SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Which celebrity do you think has a lot of creepers in their Minecraft closet? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the gossip is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT. So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos – just watch out for that sneaky skeleton lurking around every corner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MurderSuspectToMovieStar Minecraft SMP

    MurderSuspectToMovieStar Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a murder suspect turned movie star! That’s right, this player went from being on the run from the law to starring in blockbuster films all within the world of Minecraft.

    Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with celebrities, solve mysteries, and maybe even become a star yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden talents you never knew you had, just like our infamous murder suspect turned movie star. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelAccentPorn

    PixelAccentPorn

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.

    we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

    oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.

    plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.

    so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GeneCraft: Photosynthetic Fun

    GeneCraft: Photosynthetic Fun

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    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? well, let me tell you about this server that is so crazy, even scientists are using CRISPR/Cas9 to alter photosynthesis just to get a glimpse of the madness that goes down here!

    imagine this: you log onto the server and suddenly your character is running around with supercharged photosynthesis powers, growing crops faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”. thanks to CRISPR/Cas9, we have rice that can literally grow to the sky and beyond, all because of the insane gene-editing going on in this server.

    so if you wanna experience the wildest, most genetically modified Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your crops grown) like never before! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Great Oslinsk Minecraft server

    Great Oslinsk Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    BEST BEGINNER MINECRAFT SERVER

    GREAT OSLINSK

    RESPONSIBLE ADMINISTRATION – ✅

    OWN COLLECTION OF MODIFICATIONS – ✅

    ACCEPTABLE BUDGET – ✅

    YOU CAN FIND OUT THE REST BY CLICKING ON THE LINK TO OUR DISCORD SERVER

    https://discord.gg/qs8Bku69XR

    orion.minecraft.rent:25574

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Deeper than your ex’s drama SMP Semi-vanilla Java 17+ Whitelist Proximity Voice Chat

    Deeper than your ex’s drama SMP Semi-vanilla Java 17+ Whitelist Proximity Voice Chat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview of Deep Season Minecraft Server

    Server Version 1.20.6
    Launch Date About a week ago
    Additional Features
      • A few vanilla tweaks datapacks
      • Dungeons and Taverns datapack
      • Access to 1.21 features (except trial chambers)
      • Proximity voice chat
      • Bluemap (web map similar to dynmap)
    Server Rules
      • Minimum age is 17
      • Be kind and respectful
      • No griefing, duping, or cheating
    Server Location US West

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Deep Season Minecraft Server?

    A: You can join our Discord community through the link provided above.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

    A: The minimum age requirement is 17, with most members falling between 19-21 years old.

    Q: Are client-side quality of life mods allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, client-side QOL mods are allowed, but cheating, griefing, and duping are not tolerated.

    Q: What measures are in place to ensure server performance?

    A: The server runs fabric on a premium VPS in US West with performance addons to maintain minimal downtime and lag-free experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

    CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of embers (we promise we won’t run out this time).

    Looking for a server with a little extra spice? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy characters, insane storylines, and more loot than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

    Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!

    Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

    Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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