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America 2024 Minecraft Server

Hollywood stars, Celebrities, lindsay lohan, tabloid, Actresses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2024 and things have gotten absolutely bonkers! Imagine a world where Kristin Kreuk, Halle Berry, Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, and Lindsay Lohan are all ruling the land with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. It’s like the 2000s all over again, but with a twist!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these iconic celebrities and take on epic quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer new territories. Who knew that Hollywood stars had such mad Minecraft skills?

But be warned, things can get wild in this alternate reality. You never know when a giant Lindsay Lohan will come crashing through your base or when Megan Fox will challenge you to a PvP battle. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of insanity in a blocky world?

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Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

tabloid, Minecraft, smp, film, career

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

REPUBLICAN, gossip, speculation, Political, fake news

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

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Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

Reveals, russia, tabloid, Kremlin, secret sons

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

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Putin’s Secret Sons Minecraft Server

speculation, Kremlin, russia, Politics, putin

So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got Putin’s secret sons playing here, like, for real. They’re building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, like, straight outta a spy movie. And get this, they’re training their pet bears to fight off any griefers who dare to mess with their stuff. It’s like a Russian mafia meets Minecraft kind of vibe, you know? So if you wanna be part of this crazy world of intrigue and danger, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free snacks on Tuesdays. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us, comrade!

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Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

Minecraft, facial reconstruction, facial injury, Hollywood, bros

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

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SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

speculation, controversy, CREEPERS, Rumors, Marriage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

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Pump SMP – 18+ only for the purest vanilla experience in Java 1.21!

Details, pure vanilla, Link, Experience, Discord

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord server at the provided link for details on how to join.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	It is a vanilla server, so PvP is allowed but please be respectful of others.
Are there any plugins installed on the server?	No, this is a vanilla server without any plugins.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite friends who meet the age requirement to join the server.

Minecraft server: /HiRyS/ – Impatiently Waiting Edition

Server, hololive, Impatiently, MerchRyS, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we break dimensions for free! That’s right, you can explore new and crazy dimensions without paying a single diamond!

But wait, there’s more! We have a stream of carbonated love flowing through our server, guaranteed to make your gaming experience fizzy and fun! And don’t forget to check out our merch, including a giant fan to blow away your enemies and a plushie that promises to be both big and smol at the same time.

Join us for our 2024 Valentine’s merch event, where love is in the air and chaos is on the ground. And if that’s not enough, we have voice packs that will make you sound like a pro gamer, even if you’re just starting out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

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AscendMinecraft SMPKingdom

spiritual transformation, meditation, enlightenment, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual evolution

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then look no further than ASCENSION! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Join us on ASCENSION and experience the thrill of building your own empire, only to have it destroyed by a rogue band of flying pigs. Take part in epic battles against giant chickens and evil villagers who have formed a secret alliance. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and the occasional dancing creeper.

But that’s not all! On ASCENSION, you can ride on the backs of dragons, tame unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is constantly evolving with new events, challenges, and surprises around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASCENSION today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look.

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