TabletopLoot Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

IceCreamNoLickZone

Alternative, annoyance, Boundaries, college friends, Communication, discomfort, Etiquette, friendship, hang out, healthy diet, ice cream, IceCreamNoLickZone, Mall, misunderstanding, Offering, personal space, sharing food, social norms, spat, Treat, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cool as ice cream, but without the drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chill time filled with epic adventures and no food-sharing drama.

Imagine a world where you can build towering ice cream castles and ride on flying ice cream cones. Our server is so sweet, even your friend on a “healthy diet” will want a lick!

Don’t be an AH like that friend, join our server where sharing is caring, but not when it comes to spit-filled ice cream. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP

big lump sum, budgeting, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, fast spending, financial decisions, financial discipline, financial downfall, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, impulse buying, money management, money management skills, money mindset, MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP, reckless spending, saving habits, wealth depletion

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2597	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mines Excavated:	2030

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form! Like, I heard this one time someone joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And then they traded those carrots for a pet dragon that could breathe fire and fly around the server causing chaos. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the DJ zombie and request your favorite song, he’ll drop a sick beat that will make all the creepers start breakdancing. It’s lit, fam!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. I heard that there’s a shop where you can buy a magic wand that lets you turn any block into a stack of diamonds. It’s like a cheat code in real life, but in Minecraft. Mind. Blown.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. What more could you ask for? Let’s goooooo! 🍪🎉🔥 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness

Blocktopia: Crafting a New Life

blocktopia, Crafting, empowerment, inner strength, inspiration, Life, life changing, mindset shift, motivation, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, Positive Change, pursuing passions, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-belief, self-care, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, transformation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3959	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Have you ever been so bored that you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun, only to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me when I stumbled upon this server.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing diamonds at you. Yes, you heard me right, dancing llamas throwing diamonds. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll encounter on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Well, on this server, you can do just that. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of victory as you soar through the sky on your trusty feathered steed, raining down chaos on your enemies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your life in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

DepotDestroyerMC

Bombing, Conflict, DepotDestroyerMC, Destruction, eastern europe, energy resources, escalation, fuel supply, global news, Hits, international relations, Military Action, Oil depots, Overnight, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!

Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

Bacteria, decomposition, dog, dog faeces, dog poop, environmental impact, hand sanitizer, misting, odor control, outdoor cleanup, Paradise, pet care, pet health, pet hygiene, pet odors, pet owners, pet waste, Poop, sanitation, sanitation practices, sanitation products, sanitized, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

Cosmic Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, artwork, controversial, Cosmic, critique, Dark, explicit, Explorer, Fandom, gantz, graphic, History, Horror, long tail tag, Manga, manga panel, opinion, Sci Fi, Shocking.., two page spread, Ugly, violent, WORST

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

OMG, have you ever seen a manga so ugly it made your eyes bleed? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is just like that manga! Join us if you want your retinas to suffer in the most hilarious way possible!

We’ve got pixelated monstrosities that will make you question your sanity! Seriously, who needs beautiful graphics when you can have pure, unadulterated ugliness?

Join now and experience the most visually offensive Minecraft server in existence! Your eyes will thank you for the trauma!

Pixel Paradise: Good Vibes Only

caring community, Community, concentration, Environment, ethical behavior, friendly faces, Good, good people, harmonious atmosphere, Kindness, Moral values, Neighborhood, Paradise, PIXEL, positive energy, positive vibes, positivity, social circle, society, supportive network, trustworthy individuals, uplifting environment, VIBES, wholesome individuals

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457

Where do you find the highest concentration of mostly good people? Definitely not in real life, but on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wacky adventure where the villagers throw wild parties, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and looking for friendship, and the cows have formed a secret society to overthrow the chickens as the ruling class. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ForeverChemCraft

chemical contamination, contaminated water, drinking water, emerging contaminants, england, environmental contamination, environmental impact, forever chemicals, ForeverChemCraft, groundwater pollution, polluted water, public health, surface water pollution, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water management, water pollution, water quality, water supply, water testing, water treatment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got water cleaner than england cuz we don’t mess with them forever chemicals, we only got that good good water straight from the fountain of youth. join us and never worry about getting poisoned by no toxic chemicals, just worry about creepers blowing up your crib instead. trust me, you wanna be on this server, it’s lit AF. #cleanwatergang #minecraftforlife

Lodestone Worldbuilding

7000×5000, bedrock, civmc, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empire, Essentialsx, FANTASY, Kingdom, Lodestone, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, stoneworks, Survival, Towny, Tribe, World Map, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

A new worldbuilding server based on CivMC and Stoneworks with a whole new take on the genre!

Form your own Empire, kingdom, tribe, or nation on our very own CUSTOM 7000×5000 world map, made by a fantasy map artist with a little over 4 years of experience!

We use towny as well as some other plugins such as essentialsx, and we plan on adding bedrock crossplay in the near future!

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Enchanted Realm 1.21

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds fall from the sky like confetti at a llama wedding!

You’ll be mining for days, finding rare treasures and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe that shoots lasers!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena!

Plus, the chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most cuckoo Minecraft adventure of your life!