CraftyCuts Minecraft Server

cleaning, senior manager, Pay, side work, Tables

🌟🌈🍄 HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER?! WELL, DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU! 🍄🌈🌟

SO, IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WORKING AT A RESTAURANT IN MINECRAFT, RIGHT? AND THEY CHANGE THEIR POLICY ON WHO GETS CUT FIRST! LIKE, WHAT?! IT’S A WHOLE DRAMA, I TELL YA! 🍔🍟

THEY START CUTTING BASED ON WHO HASN’T BEEN CUT IN THE LONGEST TIME! LIKE, WHAT KIND OF CRAZY IDEA IS THAT?! 🤪🤯

SO, YOU AND ANOTHER SERVER ARE THE ONLY ONES WITH OPEN AVAILABILITY, AND YOU’RE USUALLY IN AT 3:45. BUT YOU’RE DOING ALL THIS EXTRA WORK FOR LESS PAY! IT’S A REAL MINECRAFT MELTDOWN! 🔥💥

YOU TRY TO STICK UP FOR YOURSELF AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE BEING CALLED SPITEFUL! LIKE, WHAT?! 😱😡

SO, ARE YOU THE AITA FOR WANTING TO CHANGE YOUR AVAILABILITY? NAH, YOU’RE JUST A MINECRAFT LEGEND TRYING TO SURVIVE IN THIS CRAZY SERVER! JOIN US NOW FOR ALL THE WACKY FUN! 🤣🎮🚀

Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

PEERS, Posting, adoption, Militant, Life

Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

laptop, barista, free drink, condition, Tables

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Cavern in a Tavern: Where the creepers order drinks and the Endermen tell stories. No dancing on the tables!

Server, long term, Chill, Tables, Stories

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/c37b8gsVGF
Version	1.21
Data Packs/Plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and more
Platform	Java

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any age restrictions?	We are looking for dedicated long-term and mature players, mostly in the 15-22 age range.
When did the server start?	We started around a week or two ago, but have a community of players already.
Is there an application process?	Yes, there is an application process if you wish to play on the server.
How strict are the rules?	We don’t have strict rules, just don’t be a jerk.

> Immigrants Are Taking Pets Off Tables Minecraft SMP

curse of fred, immigrant pets, table pets, Minecraft, taking pets

Are you tired of immigrants stealing your pets and putting them on tables? Well, look no further because our server has implemented a strict “Total Cat Removal” policy! Say goodbye to your feline friends being used as table decorations.

But that’s not all! The real chaos begins when Fred, our resident delivery guy, decides to start delivering balls to Croatians. You never know what kind of mayhem will ensue when Fred is on the loose!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself tangled up in some crazy shenanigans along the way!

Barebones MP: The Only Server Where You Can Forget About Crafting Tables & Just Talk About Boring Adult Stuff While Mincrafting Together

Community, forget, smp, rules, Uptime

BareBonesMP Server Overview

BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Season 7 Started August 5th, 2024)

Features	Links
IP	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

TacoBlockerz

Truck drivers, bar, WiFi, Parties, Tables

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work

smp, Tables, work, CraftyCrafterMC, Crafting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Queen, a villainous player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting noobs to prank. Will you be able to outwit her and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

Cities, scale, Version, Earth, Diamond

Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.

ElbowsOffTablesMC

disregard for rules, table manners, societal norms, habits, table etiquette

So, like, you know how elbows on tables used to be, like, a big deal? well, not on this server, man! we’re all about elbows on tables, elbows on chairs, elbows on anything you want! come join us and show off your best elbow skills in our epic elbow-building competitions. trust me, you’ve never seen elbows like this before. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent elbows who are plotting to take over the world. so, like, join us now before it’s too late! #elbowsrule #elbowpower #joinusnow