TableHogNoMore Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TableHogNoMore

back surgery, busy cafe, cafe culture, cafe etiquette, cafe layout, cafe noise focus, cafe seating, cafe study session, coffee shop, crowded, disabled person, entitled customers, ENTITLEMENT, long term seating, personal boundaries, personal space, public transit, rude behavior, seating etiquette, table hogging, TableHogNoMore

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Star Shards Collected:	248	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

Future Craft 2025 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2025, achievement, advancement, AMBITION, anticipation, aspirations, Craft, determination, doesn’t own daki, dreams, Future, goals, innovation, motivation, Planning, Preparation, progress, success, Technology, Time, Waiting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8506
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the daki-less revolution!

>2025>doesn’t own daki But who needs a daki when you can have a diamond sword in Minecraft?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while pretending you don’t own a daki!

Who needs a body pillow when you can have a creeper explode in your face?

Join now and be a part of the daki-less gang, where we prioritize pixelated swords over waifus!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and show off your lack of daki ownership with pride!

SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, funny, Humorous, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, sex, SillySMPHookups, smp, Someone, strange, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCritterz

animal kingdom, Animal lover, casual conversation, CraftyCritterz, favorite amphibian, favorite animal, favorite bird, favorite creature, favorite domestic animal, favorite exotic animal, favorite fish, favorite insect, favorite mammal, favorite marine creature, favorite pet, favorite reptile, favorite species, favorite wildlife, fun question, light-hearted, playful inquiry

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft server, we don’t just have your average animals like cows and pigs. We’ve got rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and even talking chickens that give out quests! So if you’re tired of the same old boring animals in Minecraft, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real animals when you can have magical creatures on our server? Trust us, it’s a zoo like no other!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Cancel, climate change, colombia, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, economic impact, energy policy, environmental activism, environmental concerns, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., international relations, Minecraft, national oil company, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, president, Server, south america, US venture

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

America, CHANGE, commentary, culture, Evolution, germany, global affairs, Grandmas, Identity, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, Politics, Shift, society, transformation, US, Warning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, voice chat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	9740	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・15+ players on weekends
・Proximity chat gameplay

・20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil and have common sense
Must have Discord account to join
Show respect to others at all times
View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
Obtain exclusive items through events
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4

Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?: A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
Q: How do I join the server?: A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?: A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Ethereal Oasis 1.20.1

1.20.1, Admiration, ai, Assistance, big boobs, desire, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, fat titties, Help, Naomioop, Naomiwastaken, Oasis, Obsession, of, online content, onlyfans, social media, Streamer, streaming, Support, Technology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got all the AI bots you need to help you uncover those elusive titties, man! Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re all about mining for those juicy secrets, ya feel me? Come join the madness and let’s uncover the truth behind those fat titties together! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of chaos, because things are about to get wild in here!

GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

grudge history, grudge holding, grudge list, GrudgeMaster420, harboring resentment, holding grudges, holding onto anger, lingering grudge, long-standing grudge, long-term grudge, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor dispute, petty argument, petty disagreement, petty grievances, petty grudge, petty resentment, Resentment, smp, trivial grudge, trivial offense, unresolved conflict

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2625	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	2692	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes

McBurgersNoMore

cooking at home, cravings, dieting, fast food, fast food alternatives, fitness goals, food addiction, health journey, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, McBurgersNoMore, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, nutrition, progress, quitting fast food, self-discipline, success story, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, moderated, nether hwys, NOVAAnarchy1.21.1, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, Website

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	New Chunks Explored:	923140
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Emeralds Found:	9006
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Server Information
Nova Anarchy

Features
Hacking is allowed Griefing is allowed Base building PvP No resets ever Chat is not moderated No bans Already 243GB of data on the server Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on this server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled for players to engage in.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for Nova Anarchy.
Is there any moderation in the chat?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
Can I get banned on the server?	No, you won’t get banned on Nova Anarchy.