Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?
Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?
But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?
Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).
Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!
| IP | thecraftytable.com |
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Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team. If you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server, our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays. We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News:
Our players have been working hard to expand the overworld canal system, aiming to allow you to travel our entire overworld by boat. Players have also begun work on our nether highway system to make it safe to travel for boats, soul speed users, elytra and camels alike!
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| About TCT: |
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| IP: thecraftytable.com |
| Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms. |
| We recently did a huge overhaul of our world that has been running for over 1 year now! We regenerated nearly 3 million chunks across the world to bring in new 1.20 content and areas to explore! |
| Our plugins: |
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What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/
TCT News: We have just finished our public farm at spawn!
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP thecraftytable.com |
| What are the server rules? | The server rules can be found on our Discord server in the rules channel. |
| Can I suggest new plugins or rules for the server? | Yes, we encourage player input and you can suggest new plugins or rules through our Discord server. |
| How often are server meetings held? | Server meetings are held every Saturday at 8pm GMT. |
Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can enjoy the luxury of sitting at a table without a wheelchair symbol on it. Who needs accessibility when you can have exclusivity, am I right?
And don’t worry about encountering any entitled individuals like the girl at Starbucks. Here, we only accept players who appreciate the absurdity of life and can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave your wheelchair at the door!
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
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| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
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| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
WE HAVE SO MANY WACKY MINIGAMES LIKE “HIDE AND SEEK WITH A TWIST” WHERE YOU HAVE TO FIND THE HIDDEN PLAYERS BUT THEY’RE DISGUISED AS LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS!
ALSO, OUR SURVIVAL WORLD IS LIKE NO OTHER, FILLED WITH SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!
PLUS, OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE EPIC, YOU’LL BE BUILDING A GIANT LLAMA RIDING A RAINBOW INTO SPACE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH FLYING PIGS!
SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT ALBERTO FUJIMORI AND HIS SHENANIGANS!
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1. GalaxyPrison 2. NovaCraft 3. GalaxyMC 4. SkyRealms 5. Blockville
Each of these servers offers unique features and gameplay elements that are sure to keep you entertained and engaged. Check them out and see which one becomes your new favorite!
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How do I join the servers: It’s simple! Just type play.roguevikings.net into your Minecraft Server Browser and hit connect.
Minecraft Server Website – https://roguevikings.com Minecraft Server Discord – https://discord.gg/roguevikings Minecraft Server Knowledgebase – https://wiki.roguevikings.net
Minecraft Survival SMP Server: This is where legends are born and alliances forged in the fires of survival. It’s not just about being the fittest—it’s about being the craftiest. Impress even Odin with your base-building skills! But beware, neighbors may be friends or foes, and only the bravest will claim victory. New to SMP? Check out our guide on what SMP means in Minecraft. Minecraft Skyblock Server: If soaring through the skies on floating islands sounds like your idea of fun, our Skyblock server is your Valhalla. Start with nothing and build an empire in the clouds. Just don’t fall—gravity’s a harsh mistress! New to Skyblock? Get a head start with our Skyblock survival guide. Minecraft Creative Server: For creative warriors, this server offers boundless possibilities. Build grand fortresses, majestic ships, or the long-lost halls of Valhalla. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe your block count). Minecraft Prison Server: Prefer a more cunning path? Here, you’ll need to dig deep—literally and figuratively. Earn your freedom through hard work, clever trades, and perhaps a bit of skullduggery. Even Vikings sometimes find themselves behind bars, but the escape is the saga worth telling! Need some tips? Our PVE survival guide has you covered.
play.roguevikings.net:25000
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the land and are now the rulers of the server. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill and just want to have a good time with you.
Our server has a unique feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because things can get pretty wild around here.
We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers, and watch out for the zombie DJ who spins the sickest beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally anger the llamas, then all bets are off.
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.
2. Our spawn town is actually a giant hot tub filled with lava, but don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits for everyone!
3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant ice cream sundaes.
4. We have a special event every week where players have to battle a giant chicken boss who shoots laser beams out of its eyes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fried chicken.
5. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into flying unicorns that drop rainbow-colored beef when you defeat them.
So come join us on Bummers edition and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of real-life driving lessons turning into a nightmare? Join our Minecraft server where you can drive virtual cars without the fear of getting yelled at by your husband! Our virtual driving school is only $600 for 10 hours of lessons, and you won’t have to deal with any scolding or tears. Plus, you can practice as much as you want without any pressure.
Don’t let real-life traumas stop you from enjoying the thrill of driving. Join our server now and show off your skills without any judgment. Who needs a driver’s license when you can rule the roads in Minecraft? Let’s drive away from the drama and into the fun!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that embraces your inner jerk. Who needs manners when you have a diamond sword and a mischievous grin? Come join us and let your inner troll shine on our server – where being rude is the new cool.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about the time a herd of llamas invaded the spawn point and demanded to be the new rulers of the server?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
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