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  • Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

    Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers
    Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

    So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

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  • PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

    PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

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  • CraftyConformity

    CraftyConformity
    Are you tired of having to conform to someone else’s culinary preferences on your Minecraft server? Join our server where you can build and cook whatever you want without judgment!

    Imagine a world where you can create a giant mushroom kingdom without anyone forcing you to eat shiitake mushrooms against your will. On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being scolded or thrown out like a traumatized child.

    Don’t let anyone dictate what you can and cannot do on your own server. Join us and build your own paradise where you can pick and choose your ingredients without anyone telling you how to appreciate their cooking. Let your creativity run wild and never feel suffocated by someone else’s culinary expectations again!

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  • WingWaster2021

    WingWaster2021

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

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  • ChipThiefDoubleDate

    ChipThiefDoubleDate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

    Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

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  • MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!

    MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!
    Yo, have you ever tried talking with your mouth full while playing Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge, especially if you’re speaking a different language! Join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of multitasking!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

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  • HangryHubbyCraft

    HangryHubbyCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting devoured is our delicious virtual snacks, not your dignity like OP’s husband at the sports bar! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

    If you’re tired of your real-life spouse embarrassing you in public with their food shoveling skills, come join us where the only thing you’ll be shoveling is blocks to build your dream castle. No judgment here, just good times and plenty of spinach dip for everyone (but please, use a virtual spoon).

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your eating habits or lack of self-awareness like OP’s husband. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any awkward moments at the dinner table.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world? Just remember, no finger-licking allowed, unless you’re fighting off creepers!

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  • StepMommaSaysNoDinnerForYou

    StepMommaSaysNoDinnerForYou
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as entertaining as Scarlett’s singing career and as dramatic as Ava’s meltdowns? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, intense singing battles, and dinner table showdowns.

    Witness Ava’s epic performances as she belts out tunes at the most inappropriate times, and maybe even catch Scarlett making a guest appearance to show off her vocal chops. Will you choose Team Ava or Team Scarlett in this musical showdown?

    But beware, things can get heated at the dinner table, so make sure to bring your earplugs and a strong stomach for the ultimate dining experience. Will you survive the chaos and drama of this server, or will you be singing a different tune by the end of it all?

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where family dynamics and singing talents collide in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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  • ElbowsOffTablesMC

    ElbowsOffTablesMC
    So, like, you know how elbows on tables used to be, like, a big deal? well, not on this server, man! we’re all about elbows on tables, elbows on chairs, elbows on anything you want! come join us and show off your best elbow skills in our epic elbow-building competitions. trust me, you’ve never seen elbows like this before. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent elbows who are plotting to take over the world. so, like, join us now before it’s too late! #elbowsrule #elbowpower #joinusnow

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  • PlateClearerMC

    PlateClearerMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

    So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

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