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LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Votes:	3566	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	105
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchantments Applied:	244
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5640	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	274	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	298	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	451
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!