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CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	2537	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

WeddingCrashinStudyAbroad

aita, best friends, Boyfriend, college, Ditching, dropping out, engaged, friend’s wedding, Graduation, greece, hesitant, Júnior, MOH, MOH duties, off campus apartment, opportunity, Professor, roommates, study abroad, tá, taking advantage, Transfer, WeddingCrashinStudyAbroad

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Void Armor Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	4624	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and dramatic friendships! Just like this player’s rollercoaster of a friendship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. From roommates turning into enemies to becoming maid of honor for a friend who left you high and dry, our server is a drama-filled paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Just like this player’s dilemma of choosing between being maid of honor and studying abroad in Greece, our server offers you tough decisions to make. Will you choose to build the biggest castle or explore the deepest caves? The choice is yours!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where every block you break and every mob you defeat is a step closer to the ultimate friendship drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

DishCraft Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Argument, Breakfast, brush off, Classroom, Complain, daily routine, determine smell, dish soap, DishCraft, DISHES, family dynamics, going to school, Minecraft, Mother, personal hygiene, Server, smell, smell bad, Students, tá, washing dishes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of being yelled at for simply washing your dishes before class? Do you want to escape the tyranny of dish soap accusations? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual kitchen where you can wash as many dishes as you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about smelling like dish soap and stinking up your classroom – in our world, you can smell like victory instead!

Join us and show your mom who’s boss by creating the most epic dishwashing station the Minecraft universe has ever seen. Let’s see if she still thinks you smell bad when you’re the dishwashing master of the virtual realm!

So come on, leave the real world problems behind and join our server for a dishwashing adventure like no other. Who knew washing dishes could be so much fun?

Burgers Are U Okey? Minecraft Server

are u okey, are u okey burgers, been jewed, been jewed by TA, been usured, BURGERS, burgers are u okey, criminal, hey burgers, hey burgers are u okey, jewed, jewed by TA, Minecraft, Okey, semite criminal, Server, tá, TA TA, u okey burgers, usured, usured by TA

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a cheeseburger? Well, now you can!

Our server is home to the legendary Burger King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the best burger recipes. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your culinary skills, he will grant you access to his secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, there are also rumors of a group of mischievous players known as the Semite Criminals who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and prank you with explosive chickens. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of rainbow wool. See you in the game, burger lovers!

FurCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, ai generated, Anthropomorphic, Artificial Intelligence, big tits, clapping asses, Creative, digital art, Erotic, explicit content, fantasy creatures, fetish, FurCraft, Furry, furry fandom, Minecraft, NSFW, Provocative, seal girl, Server, Sexy, Suggestive, tá, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5648	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Votes:	352	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

Minecraft SMP: /HHG/ Helluva Hotel General #1909 – The Blocky Bedrock Inn

assassin business, bedrock, blocky, booru, Bruiser, Cytube channel, Demon Rehabilitation, Discord, fan fiction, full episodes, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, hellhound, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, hhg, Hotel, INN, Minecraft, Official Website, overpopulation, Pilot Episode, Princess of Hell, smp, Startup, weapons specialist, youtube channel

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Votes:	5014	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where demons are rehabilitated and assassins run small businesses in Hell? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the chaos of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss firsthand! Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven or run a startup in the fiery depths of Hell. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild? Join us and let the madness begin!

MomLied Minecraft Server

age, Birthday, Conflict, Cooking, Correction, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, elders, family, Fool, international school, lying.., Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, MomLied, nicely., opportunities, private school, Server, Stepfather, Talk, westernized, Withdrawal

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ores Mined:	3757
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from the crazy family dynamics like the one described above.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you to drop out of school or cook for them against your will. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our Minecraft world.

And don’t worry about anyone accusing you of being “Westernized” or disrespectful of your elders. In fact, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some awesome builds!

ChunkyCraft

anniversary, body image, Breakup, children, ChunkyCraft, Confrontation, DATING, emotional response, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, family event, husband, messy breakup, public event, relationship, reunion, self esteem, Social Interaction, weight gain, Wife

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	343
Votes:	8115	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Items Found:	3094	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

#endorsement, APPROVED, Backlash, BaronCohen, BBC, celebrity endorsement, controversy, criticism, Disaster, Disgusting, Ethics, headline, Journalism, Majdal Shams, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Sacha Baron-Cohen, ShamWowCraft, social commentary, Syrian conflict

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Emeralds Found:	9458	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

MinecraftMMMadness

Addictive, artificial colors, branding, candy, childhood memories, Chocolate, Colorful, confectionery, DELICIOUS, flavor, iconic, indulgence, Marketing, MinecraftMMMadness, Mms, Popular, RAINBOW, snack, sweets, Treat, Uniform

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	424329	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	868	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?