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CreeperCrafter69

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures that will leave you crying tears of joy. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?

So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!

Creeper Summit: US-Ukraine Security Deal

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5501	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	1139
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where biden and zelenskyy will sign a security agreement between US and Ukraine IN GAME!!! yes, you heard that right, you can witness this historic moment while building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or riding a pig off a cliff.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena in the spawn area. we have custom plugins that turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns and the skeletons into friendly pandas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and rainbows.

PainCraft: Iceberg Hideout

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and let your internal pain hide like a sneaky iceberg underwater. we got so many diamonds that even herobrine is jealous. our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs. the creepers here are so friendly they give you hugs instead of exploding. come join us and let your wildest minecraft dreams come true, because on our server, anything is possible.

ProteoFitCraft – Get Fit or Get Grief!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that can predict your cardiorespiratory fitness just by taking a simple blood test? Well, look no further because on our server, we got that and so much more!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your character starts panting and wheezing. That’s when you remember to check your proteomic profile and BAM! You find out your CRF is low and you need to start doing some virtual cardio to stay alive in the game. But don’t worry, because those with the most fitness on our server can reduce their risk of mortality by a whopping 50%!

So come join us and get fit while playing Minecraft! Who knew virtual block building could also be a workout routine? Don’t miss out on the chance to live longer in both the game and real life. Join now and start sweating those pixels!

Join on any Version

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	50	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

morefun.apexmc.co has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome /day /night /weather /pay /godmode /heal /feed /lightning /fireball. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!

Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No griefing / stealing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No cheating the Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No bs9. No toxic players

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SiphonMC: Where you can steal Earthly goods, nations fight over bosses in dungeons!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24

SiphonMC Server Overview

NATIONS LIFESTEAL JUST RESET! Dive into SiphonMC for an adrenaline-fueled adventure! 🌍

Server IP	mcf.SiphonMC.net
Bedrock IP	19132

Features:

Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map.
Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey.
Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day.

CLAIM YOUR FREE RANK NOW by joining today!

Connect & Dive Deeper:

Discord	https://discord.gg/siphonmc
Wiki	wiki.siphonmc.com

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the Server IP: mcf.SiphonMC.net

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: The server currently supports Minecraft version 1.20.6

Q: Is there a tutorial on how to join?

A: Yes, you can watch a tutorial video on how to join at www.youtube.com/shorts/QYE201SIyyo

LynnCraft Server: Digging & Building Fun!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3472	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet our beautiful elf-like Irish singer and model! Not only can you listen to her angelic singing while you mine for diamonds, but you can also fap to her stunning body in-game. Who needs real-life when you have a virtual goddess to worship? Plus, rumor has it she can summon rainbows and unicorns with her voice. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend.

PixelPigPen – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	95
Mines Excavated:	2098	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Fapping-focused AIslop thread, where you can plap to AI perfection in a virtual world like never before.

Join our community of prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, and NovelAI artists for a wild ride of AI-generated fun. And if that’s not enough, we even have a vampire suck manor edition for those looking for a bit of extra bite in their gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity. Just remember, no flooding the thread with any niche kink – we have to keep it somewhat civilized, after all.

Grandma’s Grand Build

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8594

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation.

Do you have a sibling who won’t move out? Are you constantly fighting over who gets the last piece of diamond ore? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we have rooms for everyone – even if it means sleeping in the living room with a divider for privacy.

But wait, there’s more! Become a godparent to a virtual child and experience the joys of raising a Minecraft baby. Will you be the hero who steps up to the plate, or will you leave them to fend for themselves in the pixelated wilderness?

Join now for a chance to navigate through multigenerational households, adoption dilemmas, and the ultimate showdown between siblings. It’s a Minecraft soap opera like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the drama!

AngryWomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with angry women in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where all the women are happy and peaceful. No more nagging or drama, just pure blocky bliss. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any angry vibes, so you can game in peace without any emotional outbursts. So come on, join us and leave the angry women behind!