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Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

addiction, Crypto, crypto market, cryptocurrency, discipline, Drugs, Excuses, Failure, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial struggles, Financial Success, gambling, investing, long-term investment., mental health, Minecraft, personal finance, self-control, smp, Trading, Veteran, wealth building

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mines Excavated:	3426

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

RefuseCraft: MissedOpportunities

career advancement, career decision, Career Growth, Decision making, decision regrets, growth mindset., hindsight, job offer, learning experiences, life choices, missed opportunity, MissedOpportunities, opportunities in disguise, personal growth, professional development, RefuseCraft, refused opportunity, saying no, second chances, self reflection, Taking Risks, turning down opportunities

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Votes:	8729
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Have you ever been offered a chance to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you enchanted gear and a VIP pass to the server’s secret disco party. But you refuse because you’re too busy building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of melons. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique

atomic survivor, comparison, Conflict Resolution, criticizes, Diplomacy, envoy, gaza, hiroshima, historical memory, historical trauma, international relations, Israeli, japanese, Middle East conflict, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique, Peacebuilding, survivors, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own atomic bomb and compare it to random stuff like a japanese atomic survivor comparing it to gaza 😂 we got crazy pvp battles and u can even ride a llama into battle like a boss 🦙 join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit, no joke bro 😎 #minecraftgoals #atomicbombsquad

Janitors Closet

Adventure, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Interactive, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, Social, storytelling, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding and roleplay serber set on trying to give people a close community and awesome worldbuilding experience. While we aren’t too serious, when its time for roleplay we try our best.

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Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, DATING, dating advice, dating foreign cultures, dating foreign languages, dating foreign women, dating foreign women advice, dating foreign women tips, dating tips, Foreign, foreign cultures., foreign languages, foreign women, intercultural relationships, international dating, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exotic and exciting as dating a foreign woman? Look no further! Our server is like a cultural melting pot, where every block you mine and every mob you slay is a new adventure in conversation.

Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players from all corners of the globe. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two while building your dream castle! So why settle for the same old boring conversations when you can join our server and experience the excitement of talking to someone from a completely different culture? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to expand your horizons and have a blast in the process. Join us today and start chatting with foreign players who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable!

NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4789	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

gender neutral baby names, gender-neutral names, genderless baby names, genderless name, Minecraft, neutral name, non-binary name, NonbinaryNamer, smp, unisex baby names, unisex name, unisex names for adults, unisex names for avatars, unisex names for babies, unisex names for boys, unisex names for characters, unisex names for children, unisex names for games, unisex names for girls, unisex names for kids, unisex names for pets, unisex names for sims, unisex names list

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

AnxieCraft, anxiety, BUILD, Chill, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, Stress Management, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

EternalKid atCraft

Adulthood, adulting, aging, atCraft, Coming of Age, emotional intelligence, EternalKid, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-mastery, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6843	Chimeras Created:	3
Towns Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Animals Bred:	113	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!