T-Shirt MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TeeRageMinecraft SMP

t-shirt, inappropriate, TeeRageMinecraft, Shocking.., distasteful

OMG, so like, have you ever seen a T shirt with a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn while eating a slice of pizza? No? Well, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground society of players who all wear that exact T shirt while playing. It’s like a secret code or something, but don’t tell anyone I told you.

And get this, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. I heard one player joined and suddenly their house was made entirely of diamond blocks. It’s like a modern day Minecraft fairytale, but with more explosions and chicken jockeys.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. One time, two players had a duel on top of a giant floating watermelon and the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. True story, bro.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous T shirts, secret societies, and epic battles, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And maybe you’ll even get your own potato-riding-unicorn T shirt.

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CapCraft or TshirtCraft

White House, TshirtCraft, Zelensky, societal expectations, style choices

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Elon Musk’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Zelensky would feel right at home without a suit! Join us for a virtual adventure that’s more out of this world than Elon’s plans for Mars colonization. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s the reason behind Elon’s latest meme-worthy tweets. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to greatness together!

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NoPantsNoSleepMC

boxers, shorts, lounge wear, nightgown, Sleepwear

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your computer screen! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of exploding TNT, and hunting down elusive pink sheep for their magical wool.

And hey, if you’re not convinced yet, just know that on our server, wearing pants to sleep is strictly forbidden. That’s right, we believe in the freedom to let your legs breathe while you dream of diamond pickaxes and creeper explosions. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

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Pixel Threads Kids

ex husband, clothes, dealership, Walmart, Running out of clothes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

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ColdTouch Minecraft Server

cold hands, relationship, Petty, love, shorts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the temperature is always perfect for cuddling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive cold feet battles and heated arguments over sweater-sharing.

Experience the thrill of unsending “I love you” messages in a fit of pettiness, and navigate through the treacherous territory of double standards and clammy hands.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our virtual world where the only thing colder than the snow-capped mountains is the shoulder you’ll get after a cold hands incident. Join now and find out if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft love story!

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UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

walking around, uncomfortable situation, Boundaries, underwear, personal space

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

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CraftyCreeperz

CraftyCreeperz, clothing, Apparel, slogan, most used phrase

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

China, dissent, legal precedent, t-shirt, freedom of speech

come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

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Crafty Lia’s LOLz World

lolz, world, JUICEJACKED, VODclubhouse, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! But hold up, no girls allowed! This server is for the cool kids only, and by cool kids, we mean the ones who worship Lia like she’s the queen of the world.

Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lia will be streaming all 3 nights of Phase Wars this weekend. And let me tell you, Lia and Team Blaze are gonna dominate like never before. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Lia has a new pocket shirt up for pre-order, and if you jump on that train before 5/3, you get a free bonus Lia keychain. Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention Lia has a fancy luwud keychain and a JUICEJACKED t-shirt available too? It’s like Christmas came early, but only if you’re a part of Lia’s squad.

And get this, Lia is working on a new outfit AND an original song for 2024. Can you even handle the excitement? I know I can’t!

So come on, join the madness, join the fun, join the craze that is Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse. Remember, only love Lia, and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love, the one true queen of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly special. Let’s gooooo! 🚀🎉

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Gamer Garb Galore: Choose Your Minecraft Style!

Galore, garb, choose, Minecraft, Casual

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas will guide you through the server and show you all the epic features it has to offer.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll come across a secret underground bunker where a group of dancing pandas are throwing a wild party. Join them for a dance-off and earn exclusive rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every Sunday, the server hosts a chicken rodeo where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and compete for the title of Rodeo Champion. It’s a wild and wacky event that you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best gamer attire and join this server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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