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VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine, Build, and Stream Like a Pro!

Bro, BUILD, here’s your, long trail tag, new, PRO, Stream, Vtuber, VtuberCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual YouTuber as your bro! This vtuber bro will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with his hilarious commentary and epic gaming skills.

Join our server for the chance to team up with our vtuber bro and take on crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced. And remember, with our vtuber bro by your side, anything is possible!

UncutCraft: Where Circumcision is Optional

body modification, circumcision, circumcision alternatives, circumcision benefits, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, circumcision risks, cultural norms, Foreskin, foreskin restoration, Gender Identity, genitalia, hygiene, male anatomy, medical procedure, Optional, personal choice, sexual preference, societal pressure, Uncut, UncutCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Tired of all the cut guys on other servers? Join us for a wild and uncut Minecraft experience! Our server is like a jungle, full of untamed adventures and uncut excitement. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is uncut and he’s always looking for new players to join his uncircumcised army. So come on, join our server and let your uncut creativity run wild!

Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	80	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

LA90sCraft

1990s, California dreamin’, city life, film industry, Hollywood, iconic landmarks, LA90sCraft, Los Angeles, Memories, music scene, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, street fashion, sunny days, time travel, urban-exploration, vibrant culture, vintage vibes, waking up, west coast

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of Los Angeles in the 1990s! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of dealing with real-life drama, you’ll be building and surviving in a pixelated version of this iconic city.

Join us for a chance to recreate famous landmarks like the Hollywood sign and the Santa Monica Pier, all while dodging creepers and zombies that have inexplicably taken over the city. Will you be able to survive the chaos and thrive in this nostalgic setting?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave happening in the virtual version of the Viper Room, complete with virtual celebrity sightings and virtual drama. Can you find your way in and party like it’s 1999?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of 1990s Los Angeles like never before. Just watch out for virtual earthquakes and virtual riots – it’s a wild ride!

Crafty Creepers: Where Bidenomics is Better Than Diamonds!

Bidenomics, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, economic analysis, economic development, economic growth, economic impact, economic indicators, economic recovery, economic theory, economic trends, Economy, financial policy, fiscal policy, Government, inflation, job market, Politics, public opinion, stimulus package, tax policy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
New Chunks Explored:	247606	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing booming is the economy? Join our server and experience the wild world of Bidenomics! Our economy is so good, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a billionaire in blocks – join now and watch your virtual wallet explode with riches! Who needs real life when you can live the high life in our Minecraft world?

BlockyBooty Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, anal sex, BlockyBooty, Curiosity, desire, DOMINANCE, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, forbidden pleasure, henya, Intimacy, kink, Lust, Pleasure, role-play, Sensation, sexual experience, Submission, taboo

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

CraftyCreeperz – Where even the creepers have a sense of humor!

AI Dynamic Storytelling, chat models, Cohere, Command R+, contracts, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Deals, Events, Furrygen V3, general, GPT-4o, historical, humor, Incest Edition, KoboldAI, LLaMA 3 8B, Meta, Mistral, Mixtral-8x22B, NAI guide collection, Négotiation, News, NovelAI, openai, OpenRouter, prompts, sense, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI, Tools & Resources, Wiki

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Animals Bred:	164
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	160
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6466
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers are here to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Join us for the Incest Edition, where the stories are so outrageous, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Our AI-generated text and images will keep you on your toes as you navigate through limitless, open-ended adventures.

But that’s not all – we have KoboldAI, NovelAI, and TogetherAI/OpenRouter to keep things interesting. And if you’re feeling chatty, our chat models Claude and Command-R are here to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our virtual world?

RavenWorld 1.8 – 1.12.2 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.8, Adventure, Clans, Community, Creative, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, RavenWorld, Roleplay, Server, Survival, trampolines, Transformations, Weddings

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Votes:	9123
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

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Wily’s Minecraft Mayhem

#FrustratingGames, #GamerProblems, #GamingCommunity, #videogames, #Wily, bossbattle, Challenges, Defeat, Difficulty, Failing.., Frustration, GamerLife, GamersUnite, Gaming, MAYHEM, megaman, mentalhealth, Minecraft, overcomingchallenges, perseverance, selfdoubt, Struggle, Wilys

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Wily in Mega Man 7 and 8? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where you can challenge a virtual Wily in a building competition! Show him who’s boss by constructing the most epic fortress and watch as he cowers in fear at your superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a virtual Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe made of pure awesomeness. Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit after getting wrecked by Wily. It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

CrashCraft: Where even faggots can rage about their PC crashing!

computer problems, Crashcraft, Crashing, FAGGOT, Faggots, Frustration, Hardware, linux, Mac, mac vs pc, Operating systems, PC crashes, RAGE, Roping, Seething, software, software availability, software compatibility, tech support, Technology, technology issues, trannie, user experience

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of faggots seething about their crashing PCs and trannies roping because Linux has no software? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome that even Mac users are choosing us over their beloved computers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!