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Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	9254
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	6441
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	8207	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Towns Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchantments Applied:	164
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.