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Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	78
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

HusbandChefGriefGone

compassion, constructive criticism, Cooking, education, family, family dynamics, Farm, Gratitude, growth, husband, HusbandChefGriefGone, Life skills, Literacy, manual labor, numeracy, progress, Skills, social interactions, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	New Chunks Explored:	122298
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my in-laws? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with blocks and creepers instead of passive-aggressive comments.

Join us for a chance to escape your own family drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving the night.

Our server is perfect for those looking to start fresh and learn new skills, just like my husband did when he ran away from his farm life. Who needs literacy and numeracy skills when you can mine for diamonds and battle zombies?

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and let loose in our virtual world. Plus, we promise not to judge your cooking skills like my in-laws did to my poor husband.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and show your family that you can thrive in any environment, even a virtual one. See you in the game!

BlockyExLover – Why’d They Leave?

BlockyExLover, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, ex, first love, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Leave, letting go, longing, lost chance, lost love, missed connections, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, Reminiscing, soulmate, unrequited love, unresolved feelings, WHyd

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	9695	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you still crying over that one girl/guy who broke your heart in Minecraft? Well, wipe those tears and join our server because we have the perfect solution for you! Our server is like a virtual therapy session where you can build your dream world and forget all about that heartbreaker. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl/guy’s best friend, so you’ll have plenty of shiny distractions to keep you occupied. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where heartbreak doesn’t exist, only epic adventures and endless possibilities!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, defence secretary, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, kyiv, labour, military aid, Minecraft, new supplies, peacekeeping efforts, pledges, Political Visit, Server, solidarity, Support, Travels, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so, get this, our minecraft server is so lit that even the labour defence secretary is taking a break from politics to come play with us in ukraine! we’re like the official supplier of new supplies to kyiv, like we got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want. join us and be a part of the craziest international minecraft alliance ever seen! who needs politics when you got blocks to mine, amirite? come join the fun and let’s build a world where everyone is a winner!

HostageCraft: AchieveWarGoals

AchieveWarGoals, Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fighting, hostage deal, HostageCraft, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace process, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, war goals

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Votes:	2220
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so, liek, this server is so epic, you gotta join or else israel will come and start a war until they get what they want. but don’t worry, we got u covered with the best minecraft gameplay to distract u from all that drama. come build, mine, and fight with us before netanyahu comes knocking on ur door demanding diamonds or something. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with that guy. so join now and let’s have a blast before things get too crazy!

TattooedCraft

art, body art, conformity, creativity, fashion, Identity, Individuality, ink, Mainstream, Perception, personal style, popular culture, Rebellion, Self-expression, societal norms, societal pressure, stereotype, TattooedCraft, tattoos, trend, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

yo, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns we got creepers and instead of rainbows we got lava pits. but dont worry, u gonna have a blast!

imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?

oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.

so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!

🐟 Sunburned [SMP] {Watch Out for Custom Fish & Gear} {Weekly Failures} {Zombies} {Dance-offs} {Mandatory PvP} {YES Whitelist/Resets} {1.20-1.21+} {Java+Bedrock}

1.201.21, Auctions, bedrock, cross-platform, Custom, custom fish, Custom Gear, Danceoffs, Economy, Events, Failures, Fish, fishing log, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, Mandatory, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, PvP, pvp arena, Resets, Shops, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, watch, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges, WhitelistResets, zombies

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crops Grown:	3403	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Key Features and Benefits:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join Shaded today by copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?	Players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.
Are there regular events and challenges on Shaded?	Yes, Shaded features quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players engaged and rewarded.

KingdomCraft Server

Action-Adventure, artificial kingdom hearts, completionist, Disney, Donald Duck, Gaming, goofy, keyblade, kingdom hearts 1, kingdom hearts 2, kingdom hearts 3, kingdomcraft, loading screens, long tail tags, nobodies, RPG, Server, sora, Square Enix, video games, xehanort

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so big, you’ll forget about loading screens altogether! Dive into a world where you’ll uncover the mysteries of 13 Xehanorts, nobodies, and artificial Kingdom Hearts. Who needs to understand the history when you can just jump in and have a blast? Come join the madness and see if you can conquer it all – 100% completion awaits you!

TinyHomeGayBlack Minecraft Server

acceptance, black guy, Boundaries, Connection, Discreet, Diversity, Exploration, gay sex, interracial, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minority, non-traditional, personal experience, Pleasure, relationship, Self Discovery, Server, sexual encounter, taboo, tiny home, TinyHomeGayBlack

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2293	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be having gay sex with a black guy in your tiny home in no time! Join us for non-stop fun, unexpected adventures, and a community that’s as diverse as it gets. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Come join us and let the madness begin!

ExitBlocker Minecraft Server

4th of july, aita, blocked exit, car lights, Communication, Confrontation, crowd control, ExitBlocker, fireworks, holiday festivities, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, Parking, parking etiquette, passive aggression, petty revenge, road manners, sensory processing disorder, Server, spd, tense situation, town celebration, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty revenge is not only encouraged but rewarded! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Just like the story of the 4th of July celebration gone wrong, you’ll find yourself in the middle of crazy situations that will have you laughing for days.

Imagine blocking someone’s path in the game just for fun, or shining your virtual headlights in their face as payback. The possibilities are endless on our server, where being petty is the name of the game. So come join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of pettiness in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the hilarity begin!

OiNeighborBallKick

bad, Ball, bbq, child, Conflict, cry, Disgusting, face, Fence, Food, garden, Message, NECK, neighbors, OiNeighborBallKick, Parent, reaction, right, Shout, shouting, surgery

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Potions Brewed:	111	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	591

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where shouting “Oi!” at your neighbors’ kids is not only encouraged, but rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us for a BBQ-themed world where you can kick balls into other players’ food, causing chaos and hilarity.

Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!