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DebianCraft: CrowdStrike’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	5328
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!

lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.

join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

Adventures, Ban, Biggest, blocky, Boss, bottles, carrying drinks, charging, coffee, complaining, construction site, Country, drink, experiences, Fridays, Fruit, Halmstad, Halmstads, Manager, Minecraft, rixmongo, Rixmongos, rules, security risk, SEK, subscription, thermoses, varmkorv, wages, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Vtubing LOLcraft: Where Laughter is the Best Block in Town!

amusement, Best laugh, BLOCK, Chuckle, comedy, Content Creator, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet personality, joy, Laughter, LolCraft, ONLINE, Smile, streaming, TOWN, Video, virtual, vtubing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky! Join us if you want to experience the best laugh in vtubing while playing Minecraft like never before.

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and are determined to make your gaming experience as absurd as possible. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Fibs: Where lying is just a game, not a life goal! Join now for epic adventures and hilarious deceit!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	139
Emeralds Found:	1792	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Animals Bred:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a pathological liar is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of deceit, deception, and hilarious consequences.

Ever wanted to test out all your dialogue choices in real life? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Convince your friends you’re a secret agent, a millionaire, or even a unicorn trainer – the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy when everyone is spinning wild tales. One time, a player convinced the entire server they were actually a talking cat from outer space. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re ready to let your imagination run wild and see just how far you can stretch the truth, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the master of deception in no time!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper’s Roasting is Off Limits! #MinecraftMadness

#youtube, Alliance, anti-semitism, Backlash, banter, Blacks, blocky, controversy, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, funny, History, jew, Limits, MinecraftMadness, n-word, Outrage, racism, RAGE, Roasting, slave owner, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, viral video

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s racist rant? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously insane adventures!

FrostyFails – The Iceberg of Epic Fails #404

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4835	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic 1.7 update that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake in excitement. Our ASMR preview will have you feeling tingles like never before as you explore the depths of our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our current events will have you battling bosses, exploring battle stages, and diving into the mysterious “Gradient of Souls” in version 1.7. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners – you won’t believe the insane weapons and characters you can unlock.

And if you’re worried about resources, don’t fret! Check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin for all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game. Plus, fill out our Friends Form to connect with other players who are just as obsessed with this server as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from the main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Love: Hot Crazy Matrix Edition

Communication, crazy, DATING, Edition, education, empowerment, fathers, gender dynamics, guidance, hot, Hot Crazy Matrix, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, love, Masculinity, matrix, Men, parenting, pixelated, relationships, Revisiting, social norms, Sons, Spread awareness, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most epic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	51
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

SaudiCraft: Where even creepers are jeety!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchantments Applied:	134	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and find out why Saudis look so jeety! We’ve got camels riding pigs, flying carpets instead of horses, and even a secret underground cave filled with gold and diamonds (guarded by a friendly genie, of course). So come on down and see for yourself – you won’t believe your eyes!